Alpha 43

360 No Slope

4 iewygdewuwbs later, JoJ Madden arrived and slapped Tyler Follo in the slipstream, causing 4.5.6.9 pieces of paper to blow out of various boulders all over the tablecloth. One of the pieces of paper then struck a vast tank of snow globe helmets, which spilled out into the thermosphere. This occurrence was noticed by over 6 people on the surface of the planet HAMBURGERPLS and caused not mass hysteria. The Racist Radical Republicans then arrived and shot fruit baskets full of blue monkeys at the planet’s inhabitants, some of which were, in fact, blue monkeys. However, the Donkey Dunking Democrats showed up with numerous boxes of Frosted Flakes, and everyone knew a Professional Frying-Pan-Prison-Riot-Harlem-Shake-ball game was inevitable. The DDDs broke out in an early lead, scoring Upside-Down Pine Tree points within the first Review Packet, but the RRR Forces got a major assist with the return of championship-losing Wooden Door Michael “WikiLeaks” Zippincowakovich, who then racked up 099 Family Size Light Bulbs in the last 3 Orange Gummi Bears of the 404th Pre-Calculus Textbook, tying the score at East Germany points apiece. By the time the 4__5_13th Google+ Sucks remark was made, it was looking like the game was gonna have to be decided in undertime, but then, the DDDs brought out their secret weapon: three-time Least Valuable Player Johnny “The Scrotum” Helemtroppen! The return of The Scrotum immediately boosted the Democrats’ morale, and the team rallied to score Jenna Marbles gives Dating Advice points in the last decimeters of the Red-Violet Pen. This sudden advance gave the Donkey Dunking Democrats the win by the slimmest of margins: only Kill Yourself Tree Trunk points. The victory of the DDDs caused much debate amongst PFPPRHSB analysts, many of whom had predicted a late-season victory by the Seattle & North Coast F7As. However, this speculation was interrupted when Messier 108 announced that the Multiverse was under attack by Tyler Follo’s new rental fleet of Spaz Robots. However, space on the page was running out, so that would have to be saved for next week.