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Backstage at Livingston

3.8x10^0 seconds later, an arrow was fired into the thermosphere, activating the Emergency Thermos Protocol, which deployed The JoJ-Madden Clone Robots, built by Tyler Follo Group, LLC (It isn’t even a corporation it’s a LLC), the JMCRs attacked the 47 Fighters base on the planet Tsusqurstav6bsvnsmouru, which automatically sent a distress to the Microsoft Access Death Star, which fired an laser at the JMCRs, and they were all destroyed expect ½ of one. This ½ was then run over by a drop ceiling. Then, Tyler Follo himself appeared, carrying a lone Dell OptiPlex 740, which he then tossed at the ADS. However, his aim was so bad that he hit the PowerPoint Death Star, which his Spaz Army of Nuclear Meatballs had just taken over. The resulting destruction caused a massive Honda Civic shaped explosion that could be seen for thousands of metric tons. 3 minutes later, Agent Washington arrived at The Upside Down Moldy Frosted Flake Memorial, and prepared for a fight with 3 Spaz Robots caused by the undeniable challenge “1v1 fght me m8”. The Spaz Robots arrived, and the fight was about to begin when a Big Grey Cube intervened and fired 33.06 Plastic Bari Sax Missiles at all 4 other beings. Luckily, Wash brought his Shield of Andesite, and he blocked all the missiles fired at him. Unfortunately Fortunately, all the Spaz Robots were destroyed by the missiles. Wash then fired Norwin Vocals Cannon, which is apparently really good, but no one really knows except Dave Wolbach. Spencer then appeared just in time to drop 7 woodchips on the Big Grey Cube, and it died a French Fry Jabba the Hutt Death. Just then, it started raining textbooks, but this meant nothing, and Praveen’s wheels were stolen.

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