Alpha 32

The Skillz R the Realz

10 decimeters later, Derek arrived at the planet Homagahobolahopitua, where -6 Tyler Follos were laying siege to a large group of CRT monitors. Derek decided now was the time to take a nap, so he did. Then, he fired -7 missiles, which destroyed all the Tyler Follos, the last missile continued on, and joined the Enlightened Missiles of Insane Knowledge. Then Derek encountered a wide variety of not-from-the-Ottoman Empire Zombies, but they were even worse than the OEZs, so they all got ELIMINATED after 2.84679382423781436453241532746389246753457861239038247382715 seconds. 96 WORDZ!! Derek then arrived at the planet DFgdhdufgrrgthfhj, where he encountered the New England Patriots from the Pizza Dimension, who attacked Derek with their H.O.L.Y.S.H.I.T. Bazookas. They fired over 2x+3y missiles at Derek, but Derek managed to dodge most of them. Then he blocked* the rest of them with the <>|<> Blocking Device. Then he returned fire with over 3(4^5y)+71÷8 \___/ missiles. The missiles hit the Patriots, and 99% killed them. Then Derek threw 3.8 lavas at them and they died the remaining 1%. However, the battle wasn’t over yet because JoJ Madden hijacked the RCA Dome and fired over 1 Cash (Register) Money Missile at the USS Macon. Derek dodged the missile(s), but then it flew right at the Microsoft Access Death Star. The missile hit and blew up the station, but, in its final act, it fired an laser which ELIMINATED JoJ Madden. Then it was da tru end m8.
 * bruh, you know what blocked means. Come on.

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