The First Chapter 13

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0.-2 seconds later, Derek and Spencer arrived back on the Macon, which then arrived back on the Access Death Star. At that moment in the time-space continuum, a wave of garlic-eating vampire zombies from the planet Evfkvhfbsghgbfshgnfsh attacked, but Derek had a new weapon… A CSM! Derek flew one CSM and Spencer took the other. However, Spencer realized his CSM was the one that was used on Apollo 13, and he flew into the atmosphere of the planet $bfvljbgsvhbvhbjg, which was below the battle taking place. He then crashed into an oil rig and caused a big explosion that looked like this: However, he survived in the CM. Derek flew his CSM at the vampire zombie forces and destroyed them with -2 shots. Therefore, Steven got mad because he didn’t get to blow anything up. Derek then flew to Earth-2 to dock with his secret base: SkyLab. While he was at SkyLab, 12 Ancient-Fart-In-A-Bottle Warriors attacked, but Derek destroyed them with a Combo Access-Joj Total Epicness Death Massive win of The Day Solar-Powered Laser of SkyLab-ness, fired from SkyLab, because SkyLab is that epic. Then, Derek had to retrieve Spencer AGAIN. It’s a good thing the CSM could sit 3 people. Anyway, Derek returned to the Macon in his CSM and went to the planet #3#3#3#3#3#3#3 to have the final battle with Tyler Follo. While he was gone, the rest of the 47 Fighters fought the Funky Blue Republicans and the Racist Radical Republicans. That battle lasted 44½ nanoseconds. Meanwhile again, Derek was finishing off Tyler Follo in the USS Onondaga. When the battle ended 3.14159265 seconds later, Derek returned to the Macon in his Stuka that never failed him. When he returned, he found the people there in chaos. SARK had returned. Derek found SARK and activated a Grid Tank to “blow his pixels out of this century.” It actually worked. His pixels appeared in 1982, and became part of a movie called Tron. Then, a story in a digital world started.

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