Alpha 44

Wen Yur M8 Dyes Her Hair Blue So U Call Her CSX

21 seconds later, a revolt occurred on the planet CutePoison, where the Funky Blue Republican majority overthrew their Donkey Dunking Democrat minority government and set up a Mike Tyson’s Punch Out-style republic, which was known as The Republic of Dark Blue Tape Dispensers. The country immediately declared war on trees everywhere, believing them to be the source of all glass. However, the trees fought back with legions of Protractor Soldiers, who destroyed most of the republic with their My Pencil is Out of Lead Missiles. Then Tiger Woods arrived with numerous rolls of toilet paper and fired them into the gold, which made them extra squishy. All this madness this is Sparta caused Tiger to fly towards Ecuador at over 6 miles per hour. However, before he got there, he managed to eat one last banana. Therefore, TekFucksUp made a parody of One Day More called “One Banana More” in his (not) honor. After that everyone went to Jersey Mike’s for lunch, but after that the battle had to continue. The DDDs struck first, unleashing the JoJ Madden’s Toenail Zombie Hardware Store Forces on the FBR defenses. Tiger Woods then arrived from exile in Algeria to deliver the punchline, but he missed. This caused 46<x<48 tripods to rain down from every piece of Swiss cheese in the known Messier 108, which covered the planet Retipuj in watermelon hatchlings. Back on the planet CutePoison, things were really heating up as the temperature reached a sweltering 4 degrees kelvin, which melted all the knock-off Gucci handbags in all of Riff-Raffrica, causing under 52 middle class white girls to implode. Just then, as the outlook for the future of the Multiverse was looking reasonable, Mr. Pianka showed up and ruined it by giving everyone free breakfast burritos. Then, all the mustard dispensers got really chunky, and it was time for Hard Candy 360 Spin Dash.