The Second Chapter 18

Motel 6 vs. Super 8

3,000 minus 2,000 plus –1 minus 998 seconds later, a wave of nothingness similar to the one that occurred on December 21, 2012 occurred, causing nothing to happen. Immediately after the Wave of Nothingness occurred, the Obama Police fired –596,867,878,558 USPS Missiles at the USS Macon, in order to destroy Leo, who “Knew too much”. Luckily, Derek, Steven, and Spencer used the Microsoft Program Energies to summon a Massively Monumental Meteor Meltdown, (MMMM), which ELIMINATED all the USPS Missiles. Then Tyler Follo got reincarnated AGAIN, so the 47 Fighters had to go ELIMINATE him AGAIN, so they did. Elise borrowed Derek’s High Speed Pocket Inflatable Suzuki SX4 of Insane In The Membrane Insaneness (HSPISSX4oIITMI) and armed it with 247,t59 Peanut Butter Jelly Time Missiles (PBJTM)s, and Leo activated the Set Fire To The Rain Joj LaCrosse Ball Catapult of Superb Death (SFTTRJLCBCoSD). Meanwhile, Derek ran to the top of the Macon and activated The Gun (TG). Tyler Follo summoned his new Spaz Army of Random Garbage and old 8-Track Tape Players form the 1975s and attacked. However, the Spaz Army suddenly died a French Fried At McDonalds Jabba The Hutt is Fat Death. Derek knew there was only one way this could happen. He turned around to see the Mickey-D’s Deeeeeeeeeeep Fat Fried Death Star of Many Calories (M-D’sSFFDS). It fired –65,434,513,894 DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP Fat Fried Missiles at the USS Macon, but they all missed because McDonald’s sucks. Then Nick S. appeared and launched the MAN, this art museum SUCKS Laser at the M-D’sSFFDS, which promptly blew up in a massive explosion of fats, calories, and artificially created McNuggets. Then Spencer got buried in a massive pile of McNuggets. Then it was the end.

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