Alpha 12

'''Taste the Fogbow! Tastes like fog'''

5 decimeters later, Derek arrived at the newly discovered planet of GrngjeRGfneraPunchedintheFacefibreiuof to find it in chaos, as The Meta had arrived and was disconnecting people’s legs from the rest of their bodies. Right at the same time period, Agent Washington arrived, and some serious stuff went down. Then the Obama Police arrived, and started causing massive numbers of Windows Errors with their mere presence. Then Derek’s brother Ethan also showed up and started smashing mailboxes. This caused so much mayhem that it summoned nothing. Agent Washington then attacked The Meta, and they fought for 4 degrees Kelvin before Wash won. However, the Obama Police were still alive, and they unleashed Derek’s old enemy: the Spaz Robot Forces built by Preston. However, Derek was ready, and he unleashed THEIR old enemy: Andrew! Then Derek yelled “ANDREW! STEP ON THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and the job was done. They it started raining bottle caps and Xboxes, so everyone except you people who are reading EST knew this meant the return of The Universal Rock Droppers, better known as T.U.R.D. They arrived at GrngjeRGfneraPunchedintheFacefibreiuof and started dropping rocks on everyone, even Billy Mays. Just then, Nick S. appeared and stole all of Kim Jong-Un’s nukes. Then he fired them all and blew up all the rocks. Right as this was occurring, Wash returned just in time for, nothing, because the battle was over. Well, if it makes you feel better, last week’s was even shorter…

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