The Third Chapter 2

'''Apple Sauce! (A taste of what’s to come)'''

After it stopped raining sewing machines, Derek and Jules responded in their Daihatsu Altus XV50 (which is just like a Toyota Camry, just better) by firing the Lettuce-Powered Choco-Taco Fireplace Launcher, destroying all of the Evil Bacon Forces. After this, Dutvutan gave them a thumbs-up, but Derek didn’t have time to acknowledge his childhood hero, because the Polka-Dot Panda Bears had just regained control of Slurpieland, home to 4.3463287566% of the world’s USB Drives. They had set up their Frying Pan Lasers and were raining down Frying Pan Lasers on the United Transparent Window Washers (UTWW) positions. Derek responded by launching his Suzuki-Powered Missile Machine of Extreme Grooviness. Along with the Heavy-Duty Headphone Bombers from the planet Grdrfaergfreusfh, called in by Andrew -2 seconds ago, the 47 Fighters of Daihatsu-ness managed to ELIMINATE the Universal Rokenbok Droppers, better known as tURD. However, the Battle of the Shuanghuan S-CEO HBJ6474Y wasn’t over yet. The Killer Green Tape Dispensers from Dfeugferkgdy had just arrived with their Flaming Fire Truck Army, which was firing massive numbers of Toasterz at the Fast Break Luncheon. However, Derek moved in quickly. After eating some French toast there (Cause theirs is the best ever), Derek drove his Daihatsu Altus XV50 at a speed so high we can’t even say it here towards the Flaming Fire Truck Army, dodging all the Toasterz. He pulled out his Super Soaker Defender and filled it with the one substance Flaming Fire Trucks hate most, Orange Cactus-Flavored Windex of Life (Yep, of Life, not of Death). After 0 shots, all the Flaming Fire Trucks and Killer Green Tape Dispenders died a French Fry Jabba the Hutt Death and went to the Overpopulated Dimension. After this, the 47 Fighters boarded the USS Macon and flew back to Messier 108 for another story.

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