The First Chapter 9

The Heavily Armored Low Riding Potty Pants From Wikipedia’s Insane Furniture Department.

3.5x2^8 seconds later, Tyler Follo’s new Spaz Army, made mainly of people who don’t like it when Seth looks at them, attacked the 47 Fighters in a formation that was so sloppy it didn’t look like a formation. Tyler Follo was in his 8th reincarnation now, and it was starting to get annoying. The 47 Fighters easily creamed his forces with Y-Wings and Stukas. A bunch of 2nd Regiment Battle Droids that somehow survived the Battle of Bulgaria came to attack, but they all ran the wrong way and crashed into each other.  appeared but then encountered a White Hole (Racist) and was forced to DIE. Then a squadron of Flying Purple People Eaters attacked but they died from starvation as there were no purple people in the 47 Fighters. Derek discovered about 30 Ancient Fart In A Bottle Warriors who still lived on the asteroid I.D.A (Imminent Death Asteroid) and flew his Access Star Destroyer to annihilate all of them. Meanwhile, the rest of the 47 Fighters battled off wave after wave of Nick Y.’s 76ers that were trying to destroy the Access Death Star. Suddenly, Derek reappeared in an Access A-Wing and destroyed 99.9% of them with -2 shots. He said that all the Ancient Fart In A Bottle Warriors were killed by the Evil Bacon Strips but then they were absorbed by an Access Absorbent Cube of Death. 3.5 seconds later, the Ice Cream Candy Men from the Future fought the Regular Ice Cream Candy Men led by Sloane, wait, that makes less than no sense. Let’s try again. The Ice Cream Candy Men from the Future fought the Regular Ice Cream Candy Men in an epic battle of Ice Cream Candy-ness. After 3,000-2,999 years, the Ice Cream Candy Men from the Future came out on top because of their superior futuristic technology, which included FrontPage Missiles, which were created by Jen 0.2 seconds after the battle ended. AND THEN THERE WERE Y-WINGS!!! Because the 47 Fighters were fighting off a squadron of ARF Troopers (Evil Dogs in armor). Katy went back to the Macon and found that her 1-square foot cube of Joj had grown. She used it to make a ship made 100% out of pure Joj, which Derek called the Joj-Figther (No surprise there). Then Derek and Katy shot a Combo Access-Joj Total Epicness Death Massive win of The Day Solar-Powered Laser that annihilated Emperor Palpatine, but then Darth Vader died so Luke was sad but the Rebels won anyway so, wait, THAT’S TOO MUCH LIKE STAR WARS!!! Try Again. The CAJTEDMWOTDSP laser annihilated Tyler Follo’s ability to reincarnate himself, so he was permanently dead. But the story wasn’t over yet…

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