Alpha 3

Eat the Goldfish!!!

3,000 hours later, Steven came back from doing nothing and arrived at the Access Death Star. While this was happening, North Korea arrived and shot a very large number that the narrator forgot nukes at the Access Death Star. Just as this was occurring, Tyler Follo showed up with a massive army of Spaz Robots. Astounded by the number of enemies that appeared, Derek boarded his LAAT/c and led the 47 Fighters into battle. Just then, Tyler Follo (not) himself appeared and died from seasickness caused by overexposure to Trevor. This caused absolutely nothing to happen because no one cared. Then Obama appeared and drank all the moonshine. Leo then appeared and announced he couldn’t fight today because he was sick. Then Leo barfed up 10,000 clocks. Then Peyton Manning appeared and told everyone to do an “Omaha”. Then North Korea had no idea what that was, so it died, because that’s how things work, and everyone knows that. And then the narrator started a sentence with “and” so everyone hated him/her/it for doing that. Then Steven drank all the pine trees, and CHRISTMAS WAS RUINED!!! Just kidding Christmas was, like, a month ago. Then Ethan came and farted, and it smelled so bad the everyone died, except Derek because Derek had an airship, and airships are the best. Then Derek rendezvoused with the USS Macon at the planet Planet to defeat the Illegal Immigrant Trevon Turmoil (IITT). However, they all were so terrible that they died when hit with a single argon atom. Then it was over because it was 11:00 and Derek had to go to bed.

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