Alpha 37

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!#@#!%@&^*$%@^@ seconds later, Derek arrived at the planet WFERfrfherwurefgERGTRegrgreugwerTYERGWm, where Tyler Follo had recently been seen going to the grocery store. Everyone knew he was up to –good, so Derek told Derek to get over there “right now” and ELIMINATE him. However, his progress was impeded by a number of odd occurrences:

1.	The appearance of a large number of Submarine-riding Microwave-throwing Power Outlet-worshipping Space Cowboys who wrapped him up in a significant amount of extension cords and tried to sacrifice him to The God of Dell OptiPlex 740s, better known as Woo-Ping-Eee-Wah-E.

2.	Over 6 missile fired by a massive armada of Peanut Butter-flavored Grapes from their flagship, the Homajahoma-awoodchuckathatsnotgood.

3.	A massive plastic container filled with over 4000-20 Chevrolet Aveos what were so terrible that they all blew up when started.

4.	JoJ Madden eating a Jimmy Johnson burrito with lettuce, ham, grapes, chocolate chips, and added lead. Hold the mayo.

After encountering and ELIMINATEing all these losers, Derek finally arrived at WFERfrfherwurefgERGTRegrgreugwerTYERGWm, better known as YSN, to track down Tyler Follo, better known as 2min. However, he had to make sure not to kill Tyler’s parents or else Tyler would become Batman. 3 kilometers per hour later, Derek found Tyler in his secret base, located on 1101 Bollocks St. Gaffa-Tape, Old Mexico, PO Box 38264732412346973641. Then it was Spencer’s birthday, so Derek decided to give him the present of being in EPIC STORY TIME!!! After that was over, the narrator got back to the story. Derek located Tyler Follo in the base and threw the book at him. The math textbook, that is. However, Tyler’s extremely effective impact cushioning system, better known as immense body fat, shrugged off the blow. Tyler then threw a desk at Derek, but his aim is miserable and he missed Derek by 5 miles. Literally. Then, while the audience was trying to apply logic to the previous statement, Derek defeated Tyler, but the audience would never know how…

UNLESS THEY VISITED THE EPIC STORY TIME!!! WEBSITE! WHICH NONE OF THEM WILL! SO THEY’LL NEVER KNOW! Sometimes I impress even myself with my genius.

Oh wow! You're actually here! Well, I'd better tell you how it ends now! While the audience was trying to apply logic to the previous statement, Derek created an gun that made Tyler need to take a crap almost as often as British Leyland employees had a strike, and soon enough Tyler spent all day in the bathroom. Then, Derek pulled out his Emergency Nuke from his jacket pocket and BLEW SHIT UP. Literally. The end.