Alpha 46

Visiting The Chinese New Year Chimmy-Chunga Swagapocalypse Headquarters

After that, Derek arrived at the planet HeavyDutyBoxerShorts to capture a large number of Plastic Bag Defense Cowboys. They had stolen all the packing peanuts in Jupiter and were preparing to turn them into miniature ant-flavored Choco-Tacos when Derek arrived and fired over 1 missiles in their general direction. Of course, they were ELIMINATED, but the battle wasn’t over yet. Derek regained control of 6743 peanuts, but the remaining 10 were stolen by one of Derek’s oldest adversaries: Kim Jong-Un (Or, as Derek calls him, Slim Dong-Spoon)! Kim summoned North Korea, which then fired over 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000 nukes at Derek’s beloved Suzuki, better known as the Swaggy Suzuki. However, Derek was able to get into the extremely amazing vehicle just in time, and Release the Kraken! Then, all the nukes hit the Kraken instead of Derek. However, North Korea wasn’t done yet. It fired over North Carolina nukes at Derek’s secret supply of Goldfish, knowing he would be unable to exist without Goldfish. Over 6,000,000,000,000,009 30oz Goldfish containers were destroyed that day. However, just when all seemed lost, Derek removed the UEHIESSG (Ultra Extreme Highly Intense Emergency Super Secret Goldfish from the glove box of the Swaggy Suzuki, therefore restoring his ability to be The Best. He then stole a massive pile of Tyler Follo’s nose hairs, which poisoned the air supply in all of North Korea. Then Derek fired over 2 missiles at Slim Dong-Spoon, causing him to be sent to the Overpopulated Dimension.