Alpha 1

Pooh Bear Stole My Sharpie!!!

Due to occasional confusion and the possibility of creating longer titles, FSZ decided to rebrand EST TTC “EST Alpha”, while EST WOE became “EST Beta”. EST SES-series will also be rebranded as “EST Gamma”, just to make things less confusing.

ANYWAY, Public Service Announcement over.

3 power outlets later, and after Ethan stopped yelling random catchphrases he stole from other people, Steven arrived and drank all the LUBRICANT!!! He then got poisoned but since he is one of the main protagonists he can’t die because that how all stories work. This didn’t stop Tyler Follo from showing up and throwing pencil sharpeners at Steven every Tuesday for 3.004 reasons, which caused large amounts of negative mayhem. Obama then showed up and recruited The Joker to “cause some mayhem”. However, Duke Nukem showed up to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but Obama had a pack of bubblegum, and gave it to him, making his main one-liner useless! However, he had numerous backup one-liners ready, and all hope was not lost. Then Tyler Follo arrived and held 3 fire ants captive until Glenn Ridge Swim Club gave him a free Choco-Taco. It didn’t work. He then turned into a digital camera, which then blew up, and its remains merged into a Chevrolet Aveo, which then supernova’d into a black hole, which made -1 cent. Then Spencer showed up and ate Tyler’s laptop. However, Obama was reincarnated as Osama Obama, and declared himself King of ShakkaLakkaWillyWonkaPolkaDottaStan, better known by the alternate pronunciation of its name: Mud. He then got 16 packs of Sharpies and got so high on Sharpie smell that he blew up Mud accidentally on purpose by accident yet purposely with a possible ulterior motive suggested by some conspiracy theorists including Justin Bieber, James “Farts-a-lot” McLagger, and Obama’s twin brother Kcarab Amano. However this theory turned out to be incorrect because the Sharpies were sent to him by none other than the rightful King of ShakkaLakkaWillyWonkaPolkaDottaStan a.k.a Mud, Chewbacca.

The End.

Seriously.

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