The Second Chapter 13

Bad Boxy Banana Bomb Bumpers Before Big Bully Bonanzas (BBBBBBBBB)

39 seconds later, Preston led his evil not so funky fresh cauliflower forces toward the planet Ppppppwwaaannnggg…… to try (again) to destroy the 47 Fighters. He launched 202.625 cauliflower missiles at the planet, all of which were destroyed by Tom, who shot them all with his Tow Truck Laser Cannon. However, Preston wasn’t defeated yet. He launched his Blue Cauliflower flagship, which launched so much cauliflower that the 47 Fighters had to retreat to Messier 108. There, they discovered the galaxy was alive. They asked it for help defeating Preston, and it said, in a low, booming voice typical of large, powerful beings, “I never liked that guy anyway.” When Preston’s forces got close, M108 reached out with one of it’s massive arms and swatted them away. They reached Mach 3,000,000,000,000 and then teleported to the Overpopulated Dimension. Once that problem was resolved, Spencer asked M108 if it wanted to join the 47 Fighters. It than said, while laughing “I probably won’t fit in your base…” Nick S. then dragged Spencer into the USS Macon before he started asking more stupid questions. As they flew away, Spencer walked up to Derek and asked “Derek, how does he breathe?” Derek just stood up, and walked away.

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