The Second Chapter 9

The Fabulously Funky-Fresh Floridian Frosted Flakes (FFFFFF)

(3,002^665^8)+47+(505-∏)<1^SEPTA nanoseconds later, The Meta woke up after being knocked unconscious. He looked up and saw the F40PShuttle flying away. Though he could not speak, Quasi-Tentus-Vatruxies echoed with a vow for revenge. Meanwhile, Derek and Wash arrived back at the USS Macon, where they received a warm 47 Fighters welcome (aka a distracted “Hey Derek; Hey Wash.”) “Another day in paradise.” Said Derek sarcastically. To get everyone’s attention, he fired the Macon’s Joj LaCrosse Ball Cannons of Superb Death, which made a very loud explosion sound when fired. However, he was distracted by Spencer asking him another stupid question while firing, and missed the empty space he planned on firing into, instead hitting Trevor, who was recovering from smashing into the planet €66. Derek later said he had no regrets. He did get everyone’s attention though, but just when he was about to speak, Preston’s Cauliflower Forces appeared on the horizon (Which is impossible because space has no horizon but no one cares. THIS IS THE PLUXA ZONE!) Anyway, Preston appeared in front of his squadrons in his Blue Cauliflower Flagship, saying “EVERYONE PLEASE, UH, UMMMMM…, OH YEAH, ''' DIE!!!!!!!!! '''” He then called on the 47 Fighters to prepare for war, and was faced with their usual slowness of progress. He than stated that he had captured The Meta and would release him on them if they didn’t go to their positions faster. They then rushed to their positions. Preston launched two trillion billion million thousand cauliflower barrages at the USS Macon and the LZ-77. However, right when the barrages were about to destroy the two ships, Megan appeared on top of the Macon and yelled “' DRUM MAJOR POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '” Within the next 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds, all the cauliflower exploded in a Massively Monumental Extremely Powerful Explosion of Multiverse-Shaking Powerfulness (MMEPEoM-SP). This caused Derek to give Megan a high-five. Afterwards, Derek flew towards the planet Erhfqrhfr89q0y89 to inspect a recently destroyed 47 Fighters base when he heard the sound no one wants to hear… THE META’S THEME!!! He quickly pulled out his Access PVC pipe staff and prepared for battle. Sure enough, The Meta arrived shortly afterwards. An epically epic showdown lasting a trillion billion million thousand nanoseconds then occurred, with no clear winner appearing. Then, Derek’s Stuka That Never Fails Him appeared in the sky. Derek got in and dive bombed The Meta into oblivion, therefore winning the battle.

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