EPIC STORY TIME!!! Beta 2

Eat the Christmas Tree!!!

3,000 hours later, Steven came back from doing nothing and arrived at the Access Death Star. While this was happening, Henry Clay got reincarnated and made a compromise between North and South Korea, finally ending the Korean War after -34,328,4y3,287,953,879 decimeters, further proving Henry Clay could make any compromise. 3 minutes later, the new Dodge Dart because it was against compromises, as proven by that one commercial with the awesome background music (no not the E160 Toyota Corolla one) and the Reliant Robin flipping over like it does on Top Gear whenever Jeremy Clarkson drives it. Due to the break in the compromise, North Korea went back to barfing up nukes every 3.333333333333 milliseconds. One of these nukes took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, and ended up on SuzukisAreMadeHere, and caused -2% damage because Suzuki’s are made so well (Shut up yes they are. Stop lying to yourself.) After the narrator taught the reader a lesson, ThisJustiIn Beiber arrived at the USS Macon and announced he wanted to replace Justin Beiber. Since anything except Chevrolet Aveos would be better than Justin, the 47 Fighters and ThisJustIn formed an alliance. They first attacked JB’s Trolls who Universally Rick roll Donkey kong, or TURD for short. Within 5 inches, all the TURDs were ELIMINATED, and ThisJustIn enter Justin’s private residence. 3 churches later, ThisJustIn emerged victorious, and immediately started celebrating by making new music. Being Justin’s polar opposite, he made pretty awesome music, and never once did anything stupid like drunk driving. After this, the Justin Beiber fangirls rose up and killed Derek, so he went to the Overpopulated Dimension. However, he and Boba Fett were good friends, so Boba didn’t kill him. Then Derek rode the Kodama Shinkansen back to the Pluxa Zone, where the fangirls were shocked that Derek was alive. They then tried to kill him again, but Derek saw it coming and stuffed them all into his 400 Series Shinkansen That Fails Him Even Less Than His Stuka Does, and brought them to the Overpopulated Dimension, where they all got killed by Boba Fett.