Alpha 29

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

12 words later, Derek arrived at the planet Fjgoerhgtuirehftjkrewlthwerer top ELIMINATE all the USB Drive-powered Spaz Robots that were stealing everyone’s supply of nuclear waste. The USBDPSRs then tried to steal Derek’s nuclear waste, but they couldn’t carry it all so they gave up. Also, Derek hit them on their heads with various bricks he found on the ceiling. Soon, the Ghreblonian Spaz Robots heard how Derek had ELIMINATED all the USBDPSRs and decided to ELIMINATE Derek. Right as they arrived on Fjgoerhgtuirehftjkrewlthwerer to fight Derek, it started raining brown paint, and one of the GSRs said “He’s turning black!!!” But then the narrator said “WRONG!!!!!! HE’S TURNING BROWN IDIOTS” and all the GSRs were ELIMINATED for being STUPID. AttaCk oF The RanDOm CAPitaLizATIoN!!1! Then Derek returned to the Microsoft Access Death Star, better known as the All-Access Space Station. Then Tyler Follo, better known as Gfgerauhteuihteiwurhewrheyouallsuckdfheduirfhefe, attacked the MADS with a massive Spaz Army of Inside Out Floor Tiles. However, all the Floor Tiles died when Derek fired 6.8D pieces of wheat at them, since everyone knows wheat is the Inside Out Floor Tiles’ one weakness. Then it started raining power outlets, and one of them hit Tyler Follo in the eyeball, and he died a Hit in the anus by an upside down cinderblock death. However, the story wasn’t over yet because Tyler Follo was reincarnated by Jimmy Johnson and required to eat three floppy disks and then describe the history of Uzbekistan. He then confused Uzbekistan with Tajikistan, and he was killed for not being able to identify a paintbrush in a pit of paintbruhs.

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