Alpha 30

(The Big Three-O) JoJ Madden 3 The Last JoJ Potato Chip

3,000 – 2,999 minutes later, Derek arrived at the planet Gdfguheriugtresgtruthaerthreiothpromgnowaybro to ELIMINATE a mysterious force that was sweeping across the yaG System, and destroying all resistance. As Derek was heading toward the mysterious enemies, the Obama Police came out of  and fired numerous pencil cases in Derek’s general direction. However, they were only precise, not accurate, so they all missed (YOU ALL SUCK!!!) Then Derek received THE KEY TO VELVACX from Dee The Oracle. He then arrived at Velvacx, but it was ELIMINATED just not in time by xXquicksnipes3431344Xx. Derek survived somehow, and was greeted by a massive force of Makin’ Bacon Nuclear Penguins. Derek fired 43434354434 missiles at them, and 92% of them died a watching paint dry death. However, the remaining 8% joined together and formed an big robot. Them big robot deflected all of Derek’s missiles, so he knew he’d have to destroy it from the outside. He then yelled “VOSOTROS!” and them big robot had no idea how to conjugate verbs in that form. Therefore, they died. Then Derek arrived in a room full of Peanut Butter Jelly Time missiles, all of which were capable of destroying the entire Hewlett-Packard Galaxy in 0.1 shots. Derek then heard some person approaching, so he set his This Just Got Real Missile Launcher to “betr gap it m8”. However, right as he was finishing up the Supr Sweg Setingz, the leader of the mysterious beings that were ELIMINATING the yaG System appeared! It was MOLLY!!!1111!!!!!1!!!!!1omgsuprisebruh!!!1!!1!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!! (YOU’RE WELCOME!!!) Derek was so kind of surprised that he fired an missile, followed by numerous other missiles. However, Molly dodged all of them and returned fire with her 1v1 Xtreme Accuracy Skillz of Xtrme Proness Levelz. After 2,,003 minutes there was no clear loser, so the first grade teeball coaches came in and declared everyone a winner. Cheap plastic trophies your parents throw out nearly immediately after were received.

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