The Second Chapter 7

The Random Funky Acura SUVs That Have Horrible Reliability (Acura SLX)

All of the sudden, a whole Movement of Massively Monumental Meteor Meltdowns (MMMMM)s occurred across the Pluxa Zone. Derek knew there was only one possible cause of this, Tyler Follo had united the Former-Prestonian Cauliflower Legions with his Spaz Army of Drum Sticks and Turkey Legs, and the Evil Bacon Strips to create… THE SUPER-DOOPER-MEGA-ULTRA-NOT-SO-SALAD-OF-EVIL-FOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At that exact second, the Obama Police smashed into the Pluxa Zone from the 9,000th Dimension. They pulled out their M16s and assaulted Tyler Follo’s headquarters on Ejfboiafbiefuahergfoerhu. Sadly (Happily), they failed miserably (as usual), and preceded to be  ELIMINATED !!!!!! This left it up to the 47 Fighters to, once again, save the Multiverse from evil AGAIN. However, this time, Derek has a secret weapon. He gathered the 47 Fighters and they boarded the USS Macon. After flying for 10,000+joj miles, they arrived at a planet far off the beaten path, the lonely, cold world of Dutvutan. Once there, he arrived at a massive hole in the ground. There he summoned Targnil, who immediately  ELIMINATED  everyone. Luckily, Derek had an airship, and airships are awesome, so he survived. So did the rest of the 47 Fighters, because he used his Suzuki Force Field on them. 1,000 seconds later, Agent Washington invaded North Korea and knocked over 3.5 trees in south-central Pyongyang, causing North Korea to launch 2,007,982,547 nukes at everyone. This caused General Tesler to “dislike the affect you’re having on my people". He then called up CLU, who FIRED HIS LAZAR at Steven, who promptly blamed it on Spencer, who then launched a dubstep attack on Steven. They both wanted to control Equestria, but while they were quarreling on the floor, Brittany and Trevor slipped in and took it over with the powers of Yugoslavia. Then Derek came back to town with Taron, but suddenly, HOLY *********, TARON IS BATMAN!!!!!!! Taron then pulled out his sword (which no one knew he had) and  ELIMINATED  all the ponies in Equestria. All the bronies then came to kill Taron, but Taron summoned Targnil and he  ELIMINATED  everyone, because he “Loves causing chaos.” Then Dutvutan came out of your computer and killed you, which meant it was the end.

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