The Third Chapter 11

Because I Can!

2-2-2-2-2-2+9 seconds later, the Slow-Mo Brochachos of Extreme Losealiciousness arrived on the asteroid 2006 RH120, and demanded that Derek leave because there wasn’t room for the both of them. However, since the asteroid was only 5.5 meters across, this was actually true. However, Derek brought his Suzuki Powered Neptunium Nuclear Launcher. Since the S-MBoELs were allergic to Suzuki, they started sneezing, and blew up in a massive explosion of snot. Then Derek returned to the planet with an awesome name, Theia, to get some more Apple Jacks. However, during this time, North Korea arrived and shot 5,964,548 nukes at various points in the unknown Universe. However, Derek knew he’d be safe because Theia was in the known Universe. Then South Korea arrived and both Koreas started punching each other in the face. The Obama Police tried to intervene, but North Korea shot 10^2,345,486 nukes at them and they did a barrel roll before dying a French Fry Jabba the Hutt Death. Then the Huronicane randomly formed and ELIMINATED the remaining forces from all three groups. Then the Green and Teal Moldy Turkeys formed an alliance with the Ottoman Empire Zombies to destroy ThisIsAReallyGoodPlanetNameRight. However, Hayley appeared and yelled “DRUM MAJOR POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!”, which summoned a Massively Monumental Meteor Meltdown (MMMM). This destroyed all the GaTMTs and the OEZs, saving ThisIsAReallyGoodPlanetNameRight from being annihilated by the World Trade Center-flavored Orange Ice Cream Forces. Then Ethan took a bathroom break. Meanwhile, a DHL plane flew in and it’s landing gear knocking over his outhouse. This caused a massive earthquake to shatter the glass planet of Gentlemen, You Suck!, which consequently was ELIMINATED when the Huronicane randomly formed over Lake Huron and destroyed the planet for -2 reasons.

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