Alpha 33

2 Many 3s

800 inches later, Derek arrived at the planet 3% to ELIMINATE (a wide variety of antagonists that the narrator was too lazy to list out so he/she/it just said “a bunch of guys”.) a bunch of guys (told you so). Wait a second where did this loser come from? (You mean me? I’m the new narrator who describes why you’re such a loser at narrating things!) What are you talking about homie? I’m the best narrator there ever was! I’ve been narrating EST since 20(Insert number here)! (Well, it was decided that you suck, so I’m replacing you.) Alright fine, whatever. (Derek quickly pulled out the J… Jo… Uh..) OH COME ON IT’S PRONOUNCED “JOJ”! YOU SUCK AT NARRATING!!! (If I sucked, I wouldn’t have replaced you bro.) Just then, Derek arrived and punched the new narrator in the face! (Oh, we’re gonna play that came huh? Then Derek decided the old narrator was really in need of a good missile to the head, so he) BUT THEN THERE WAS A MASSIVE WALL THAT BLOCKED THE MISSILE!!! (N1PE. The missile was too powerful like Old Spice and broke through the wall). Oh yeah, well, I had my OWN missile, and I fired it at the first missile, and they both got blow up! HAH! (Grrr, you’re acting like a) [Hello. This is Purple Jonathan, CEO of EPIC STORY TIME!!!, Inc. We apologize for the narrators’ extreme stupidity in this chapter of the story. Do not worry, however, as they have both been sat on by Tyler Follo, and are therefore dead. We will have a new narrator for you next week. Sorry for the inconvenience. In the meantime, VISIT THE EST WEBSITE!!!]

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