The First Chapter 15

The Super Fax Machine of Sweet Mini Pepper-ness

47.47 seconds later, Spencer died, because in all good stories, the jerks always die {jk}. Then, in exactly 8 minutes, Derek typed the whole story. So here it is: The massive mountain volcano things erupted silver and black mice, which were wireless. 4 seconds later, the cloud of plastic things used with computers reached the planet K55b-86-ee-548-qwerty. There, it interrupted Tyler Follo’s Extremely (not) Happy Picnic of Death. He was convinced Derek and the 47 Fighters were behind it, so he borrowed Dr. Doofensmirtz’s Turn Everything Evil-inator and shot a bunch of random junk to be his new spaz army. Then, he led his new Spaz Army of Random Junk to the USS Macon. However, he was forced to stop on the planet $45.98 because he got tired of walking after 3.14159165 minutes. Meanwhile, Agent Washington was driving his Isuzu i-350 when he saw Tyler Follo on $45.98. He radioed Derek on the Macon to alert him. Derek boarded his Stuka that never failed him and took off, along with Andrew, who was flying a Yakovlev Yak-28P Firebar. Once they got to the planet 88%, they encountered a scouting division of Tyler Follo’s Spaz Army of Random Junk. Derek launched a Holy *Bleep* That Missile is Medium-Sized Missile at them and they went to the Overpopulated Dimension. Then a bunch of asteroids appeared out of nowhere and Derek and Andrew were trapped in a Mega Ultra OMG This Asteroid Field is Really Thick asteroid Field. However, Derek activated a Combo Access-Joj Total Epicness Death Massive win of The Day Solar-Powered Laser that destroyed all the asteroids in -9.2.6 seconds. All this random stuff caused a portal, and all the stuff that will happen next was sucked into another story.

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