The Second Chapter 8

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665 nanoseconds later, the supreme amount of randomness continued!!! Bill Clinton boarded his Chevy Aveo and drove through the Berlin Wall, which still existed. This caused much anger because at that time he wasn’t the president!!! The Soviet Union then launched a number of false nukes at South Korea, while Kim Jong Un made a parody of “Gangnam Style”. Luke used the Force and stopped the false nukes, but they hit China and then China killed Luke. This made Obi-Wan really mad, but he couldn’t do anything because he was dead. (Fail) Instead, Steven made another random appearance where he would eventually start fighting with Spencer over something random, just like on the past few stories. This time it was whether or not to fire Bill Clinton as Vice-Vice-Secretary of Wikipedia’s Low Riding Potty Pants Furniture Division. Then Trevor appeared and smacked them both over the head with an old Apple laptop, saying “they were both n00bs.” He then went to make out with Brittany but Kim Jong Un blew him up with a nuke before he could. Then Soyuz 1 appeared in the sky, and crashed, as usual. Then the Interahamwe appeared to kill all the Tutsis, but they missed and killed the South Koreans, causing Kim Il Sung to give them a high five. Then Spencer came back from his random fight with Steven and stated “Smells like Batman.” Kim Il Sung then hit him with a Stupendously Torrentially Forceful Uppercut (STFU), and he flew back to America. Derek arrived in the USS Macon and fired The Gun. It hit the Ryuku Islands, which made Japan really mad, but they couldn’t do anything because then had no armed forces due to UN mandate. Then Elise acquired a teleporter of cobaltness and teleported the Interahamwe to the Late Heavy Bombardment, where they got bombarded. Then The Wave appeared, but the USS Iowa sailed through it and it suffered a structural failure. The Obama Police crashed onto the scene and died. That lead Derek to say “Well, that was almost as unnecessary as L 59!” No one knew what Derek said though because he was talking about airships. Then Spencer finally finished swimming back to North Korea, only to fall down a -2 foot deep hole and enter a portal to the Late Heavy Bombardment, where he got bombarded. Then CLU invaded the mortal world through a portal that Sam Flynn left open. However, Derek transformed into Ruchalus and gained the powers of extreme epicness. (Even more than usual.) He then called upon Targnil, who eliminated everyone. The whole gang then got into Derek/Ruchalus’s ex-America West Airlines Boeing 737 and flew to the world of Vjfeurferiorwuieh for another story.

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