The First Chapter 17

The Very Cheaply Constructed Black Sony Headphones That Derek Got On Continental Airlines When It Used To Exist

3.44444444.4 Seconds after all that junk happened, the Evil Bacon Strips launched their attack. They fired 2.5432790233 Tons of Bacon Lasers at everybody, but due to the Heavy Effect, they all turned into sandwiches. They weren’t done yet though, and they launched the Evil Bacon Shark Thingy. But Jen flew overhead in a FrontPage A-6 Intruder and shot 5,000.5 FrontPage Missiles at the Evil Bacon Shark Thingy, blowing it into tiny pieces of bacon, which were eaten by the Space Flies from Ghgfuhfedifhvuiffjrudfhiedgfyazidsgshfkiudsgf8ozvhjdfsvhofyugdhfdj. Then Tyler Follo was reincarnated for the 12th time. However, he was immediately attacked by the 47 Fighters, who were getting tired of his appearances in the story, since he didn’t even go to BRMS anymore. Derek, Julia and Steven flew YB-35s over his base on the planet Yvdfjvbfjfdb and he went to the Overpopulated Dimension. Then, Scout appeared next to him and said “Next time eat a salad!” At that same moment, the Not So Funky Red Squirrels blew up Derek’s YB-35, but his Stuka that never failed him appeared and he didn’t die. They all flew back to the USS Macon, where Tom was waiting. They each chose random weapons and went into battle. Tom got his trusty Tow Truck Laser Cannon, so he and Dylan got in and starting shooting and running over all the Red Squirrels they saw. Derek got the Boeing 717 Continental Airlines Airborne Joj Cannon and flew into the Space Bound Stratosphere to eliminate the Red Squirrel Not So Funky Cruise Missiles. Julia got the SR-72 Blackbird Mach 3 Assault Platform, which she flew straight over the Red Squirrel main planet of FjdfnfdskfnjbI♥Nuts to eliminate their main bases. Steven got the Over9000 Volt Set Fire to the Rain Catapult, which he used to fire ball lightning at the Red Squirrels, since they hated ball lightning. Spencer and Bri went together cause their in a relationship and stuff and they got the Yugoslavian We Love Communism Hayley says this is “Intense” Sandvich Bazooka Helicopter, which they used to call upon the Ancient Yugoslavian War Horde, which totally destroyed everything in it’s path. Sophie got the Neptunium Reactor-Powered Atomic Crossbow from Hell, which poisoned all the Not So Funky Squirrels within a 2,002.33 Mile radius. Overall, the Not So Funky Red Squirrels were totally destroyed by the 47 Fighters’ totally random weapons. NOW, IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER STORY!!!!

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