Alpha 15

'''That Was The Worst Throw Ever. Of All Time.'''

Suddenly, Apple Sauce! Little known fact, only airships with hydrogen in them blow up. So, since Derek’s airship has helium in it, it can’t blow up. Seriously. The helium is so good at not blowing up that one time, when Kim Jong Un shot 22,000 nukes at Derek’s airship, the helium came out, deflected all the nukes, and went back inside. This prompted Derek to say “Great job Helium!” and give the helium a high five. After this occurred, Derek flew to the planet GREFregfuerdfsnjk, where the Huge Hippie Hippos and Evil Bacon Strip allies were leading the Ron Paul Revolution against Canada. Canada’s sheer awesomeness was holding them off, but you can’t win a war by just being the coolest country on the planet. Therefore, Derek arrived, jumped in his Suzuki Aerio, and started firing massive numbers of missiles at the various enemies since the narrator is too lazy to list them all again. However, the Ron Paul Revolution brought massive numbers of Onion Cannons of Extreme Seasickness and Peanut Butter Jelly Time Lasers, and they began to gain the upper hand. BUT THEN, Derek called in a massive number that’s so big we can’t even put it here of B-52s, and they began carpet-bombing the enemy lines. Who was flying all these B-52s? Why, Derek of course! How? Don’t worry about it. By the time the narrator finished explaining about the B-52s, Derek and the Canadian forces had already won the battle, and the reader got really pissed off at the narrator for not letting them hear the ending. However, we can say this. It involved numerous mechanical pencils, a massive number of Tyler Follo’s Spaz Robots, 32 power outlets, and a nuke. It always involves a nuke. Just then, North Korea arrived and shot nukes indiscriminately at everyone. However, Derek’s Suzuki Aerio was so amazing that it blocked all the nukes and they died a French Fry Jabba the Hutt Death. Yes, the nukes died. Mind = blown. IN FACT, YOUR MIND IS SO BLOWN; YOU WANT TO VISIT THE EST WEBSITE!!!!

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