The Second Chapter 4

YOUR MOM!!!

25 nanoseconds later, a large number of explosions occurred, followed by a smaller number of explosions, and then a significantly larger number of explosions. They rocked the planet of SmartCarsSuck. It turned out that the Evil Bacon Strips had returned from the Overpopulated Dimension to avenge Tyler Follo’s death. They also reincarnated the Evil LAL Project from Hell to assist. Derek flew in on a YB-35 and proceeded to bomb them for over 10,000 hours. Then, he landed in the sector known as BigPlant to attack the center of the armies. He called in the 47 Fighters to assist. The Obama Police arrived on the scene after hearing of a planned Funky Blue Republican uprising on SmartCarsSuck’s moon Don’tDriveOne. There, the 47 Fighters obliterated them instantaneously. The 47 Fighters arrived just in time on the USS Macon to see Derek obliterate the Grapefruit Limbo Sector. The EBS were about to counterstrike, but Spencer hacked into their system and caused a large number of Error Messages to appear in front of the advancing armies, causing them to become overly frustrated and die. Derek then took off in his Stuka That Never Failed Him. He flew to 10 trillion feet up, then dive bombed the area where Tyler Follo was about to come back to life. Needless to say, he didn’t.

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