Alpha 13

High Quality Plastic Eraser

2 seconds later, The Universal Rock Droppers, better known as T.U.R.D, regrouped after being nuked by Nick S. 100% of their forces were ELIMINATE-d, so they could not regroup. Just then, the Racist Radical Republicans arrived and started raining down fireplaces on the 47 Fighters positions. However, they weren’t just ANY fireplaces, they were the Albany Fireplaces, so a game of EscapeFromJailBall was inevitable. The 47 Fighters won the game almost instantly, with a final score of Crispy Computer Screen to Upside-Down Power Outlet. Right as the game entered its final decimeters, everyone got teleported to Kazakhstan, so everyone played Kazakhstan. After that ended, the Emergency Peanut Butter Delivery Service smashed through a nearby brick wall to look cool and then sprayed the whole planet with 3.6 metric tons of peanut butter. This also had the not unfortunate side effect of knocking Tyler Follo into a black (THAT’S RACIST!!!!!!!) hole, but no one cared. Just as the story was starting to make sense again, Dark (THAT’S RACIST!!!!!!!!) Spencer appeared and fired massive numbers of Do A Barrel Roll Missiles that made everyone do barrel rolls. Right at that same moment in the time-space continuum, the Racist Radical Republicans finally caught up with the storyline and resumed their attack. However, they all suddenly they all turned into oranges and blew up because everyone knows oranges are highly combustible. All the oranges combusting at the same time caused massive numbers or tsunamis all around the world, which raised the sea level by an average of 3.094u354u3285yu394 minutes. This caused nothing to happen though, so I will allow it. Just then, the Obama Police arrived only to encounter their most handsomest enemy: ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD, which, in this case, turned out to be Kim Jong-Un. Kimmy then fired 6 nukes at Obama, but they were only a disguise for the 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 REAL nukes he shot at… Obama? WHATEVER, NO TIME TO JUDGE QUESTIONABLE MILITARY DECISIONS!!! All 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,006 nukes hit him in the everywhere and he died a French fry Jabba the Hutt death of Extreme Jellyfish. With their terrible leader gone, the Obama Police imploded under its own stupidity, and the story was over. FOR NOW………………………………….

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