Alpha 11

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33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 seconds later, Tyler Follo vowed revenge on Derek for whatever reason and formed a new Spaz Army of Discarded Window Frames to attack the planet GFGssgrgregTGDBSfGFFGER because he could. Once he arrived, he made an alliance with Preston’s Blue Cauliflower Forces, and they attacked with their usual war cry: “ORANGE MONKEY EAGLE!” As they entered the atmosphere, they encountered heavy fire from the planet’s formidable arsenal of random cannons, including the Electrocuted High-Altitude Microsoft Lacrosse Ball Cannons, the Spanish 2 Textbook Cannons of Extreme Torture, and, of course, the portal to the Endless 8th Grade Health Dimension, aka Hell. Tyler responded by unleashing the Evil Hippie Hippos, who bombarded Derek’s fortress with numerous dishwashers they bought on Craigslist for less than 200 inches. However, it was Hurricane Season, so Hurricane Epsilon came along and blew all the Hippie Hippos off the planet with it’s a²+b²=c² mph winds. However the attack wasn’t over yet because Preston sent in his Blue Cauliflower Flagship of Extreme Something, which launched a trillion billion million thousand pieces of cauliflower at GFGssgrgregTGDBSfGFFGER. At that same moment in the space-time continuum, King Kong showed up and started throwing Coke machines at the planet as well. Derek was ready though, and he fired ALL the missiles! This was extremely unnecessary, but it looked really cool. There we so many missiles that they ran out of targets, and the planet had a well-operating automatic defense system for the next 123,456,789 years. However, the story wasn’t over yet… oh wait, it was. Never mind!

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