The Third Chapter 1

How the Third Chapter Came to Be!

3.00000000000006 seconds later, a bunch of Killer Pork Chops from EWfbekfal were in the process of taking over the universe. However, Bear Grylls appeared and challenged them all to (said in your best Bear Grylls impression) “Survival in the Wild!” They all were eaten by lions and died within 0 seconds, which was no surprise to anyone considering they were big slabs of meat. Then three rocks all around negative 10.02 and a half qwertymeters long were thrown through the window by Tyler Follo, which was very surprising, considering he had -2 muscles. What window you ask? Only THE window! Duh! However, the breaking of that window caused three of Tyler Follo’s battle droids to spaz out and crash into each other, the noise of which startled all the mice in his army. The massive numbers of mice running at high speed had the effect of scaring off all the elephants in his army as well, which left him with only 18.43489326578485ry487rg47frawuri4385634928 spaz robots left in his entire Spaz Army. However, the USS Macon suddenly flew over and dropped 2.05 metric tons of peanut butter on the whole army, causing Tyler Follo to self destruct because he hated peanut butter for no reason. Then Ruchalus appeared and killed everyone cause they stunk anyway. And that, my friends, is how a new chapter of EPIC STORY TIME!!! began to occur.

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