The Second Chapter 16

JUSTIN HANG ON!!!

All of the sudden, the Multiverse was doused in a massive wave of peanut butter. This activated Tyler Follo’s extreme nut allergies, and he died. This caused nothing to happen, because no one cared. However, Preston saw this as his chance to attack with his Cauliflower Fleet, because its powers would be increased by the peanut butter. However, Derek saw this coming and told Nick S. to man The Gun. He then went to “Make some calls.” Tom also took the liberty to man his signature Tow Truck Laser Launcher. Andrew even unleashed the Giant Killer Mitochondrion of Superb Death. At that moment in time, Preston’s fleet attacked. But at the moment immediately after that, both Megan AND Nic arrived on the scene, and screamed, even louder than usual, “' DRUM MAJOR POWERS: ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '” This summoned a Monstrously Massively Monumental Meteor Meltdown of the Millennium (MMMMMM) that destroyed EVERYTHING !!! Except the 47 Fighters, because they had an airship and airships are too awesome to simply be “destroyed”. After this rapid turn of events, a massive cube of graphite appeared out of  and headed right for the USS Macon. Luckily, Leo activated the Suzuki Force Field just in time, and the cube shattered into 303.0625 pieces, which then died a French Fry Jabba The Hutt Death, despite the fact that they weren’t alive in the first place. This caused Eric S. to question Derek’s sanity, but he said “Don’t doubt it. It’s what I do.” Then Megan told Eric seriously not to doubt it, so he didn’t. Then it was the end.

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