The Second Chapter 2

The Random Unnecessarily Large Newspapers

3,000-2,999 seconds later, the 47 Fighters arrived on Thisisareallygoodplanetnameright’s moon Thisisareallygoodmoonnameright on Space Shuttle Alt.lantis. Derek had heard of a Probably Plausible Pickle Plunder (PPPP) on the planet’s surface, and brought THE BIG GUN. He fired THE BIG GUN at the PPPP’s central source and it exploded into 5,000.5 asteroids. Luckly, they all crashed into each other and the 47 Fighters were safe. Steven then stated that people in China are Chinese, which Derek said “NO DUH” to in a computerized voice. After going back to Luftschiffwelt, Tom told Derek that Winter Storm Nemo was killing everybody. Derek decided he would go solo on this one.

He arrived on Rrrth just in time for an inch per hour of snowfall and tons of accumulation. Luckily, he brought Virgil and dug through the 1,000 feet of snow to reach Rrrth’s surface. There he discovered that Nemo had grown to encompass the whole planet. Combined with a new Ice Age, Derek decided to leave so he wouldn’t be killed. He left in Space Shuttle Alt.lantis just before 1 foot per hour accumulation started.

He rendezvoused with the USS Macon at the planet Planet to defeat the Illegal Immigrant Trevon Turmoil (IITT). The Access Death Star was also on hand to annihilate any survivors. Jen brought her Super Dooper Mega Ultra FrontPage Panzerfaust of awesome-sauce-ness, which obliterated every evil Trevon being, ending the IITT. To celebrate, Derek invited everyone to a party to celebrate. Then, coincidentally, Spencer and Brittany walked in at the same time and it got real quiet and awkward. Then Nick S. said “I BREAK THE AWKWARD SILENCE!!!!” and the party went back to normal. Derek arrived by crashing Space Shuttle Alt.lantis through the wall, after which he did a Nixon and entered the party. That was the end of the story. FOR NOW…. Muahhahahahaha!!!

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