The Second Chapter 15

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After the garbage train left, Kim Il Sung gathered the people to make a “Historic Announcement”. He then revealed his intent to make another parody of “Gangnam Style”. However, as he was about to start, he was eliminated by Hydraxon. This caused a kind-of mass uprising that lasted 2+87-18.5∕7 seconds. Then it stopped. FOREVER. Dark Spencer then flew to Rrrth, and landed in Riff-Raffrica. He then commanded everyone to DIE. But just as he was about to start firing his AIDs Missiles, Chad rose up and punched him in the FACE. This caused a Massively Monumental Meteor Meltdown (MMMM) to occur, which destroyed everything except Chad, because Chad was too awesome. Then there was a long montage of stuff being crashed into by Melting Meteors, which eventually ended with a shot of the USS Macon flying through space. Then Tyler Follo appeared, leading his new Spaz Army of Upside-Down Window Frames and Inside-Out Sousaphones. Luckily, Derek had a new batch or random weapons ordered 3 inches ago, and they arrived just in time. Andrew manned the Hydraulic Super Dooper Pooper Scooper Sand Cannon of Extreme Powerfulness, Nick S. manned the Hyperactive Rocket-Assisted Pin and Needle Launcher, and Derek climbed into his newly-re-refurbished Stuka that Never Fails Him. He then launched 4,006 minus 2 Access Missiles, while Andrew unleashed a massive column of deadly sand particles. To absolutely no one’s surprise, Tyler Follo’s forces were inevitably defeated, forced to waste away forever in the ubiquitous Overpopulated Dimension.

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