The Third Chapter 6

High-Flying Orange-Painted Bass Clarinets to the Rescue!!!

4.4.4.4.4.4.4.4.4.4.4.4.4 seconds later, Brad, aka The Muppet, aka Bradley Mini Cooper, aka Little Mayonnaise, aka B-Rad, aka the Braddlesnake, and Pat, aka Pat, aka Patrick, arrived on the planet HfgtglbtrsbfDIEnrferf #1. Once there, they showed off their impressive celebration techniques to Tyler Follo’s new Spaz Army, made up of inside-out buckets and popped Hot Air Balloons. After this session, which lasted 1,265 inches, Tyler Follo quickly dispatched his forces to “DESTROY ALL THINGS!!!” Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the Multiverse, on planet HfgtglbtrsbfDIEnrferf #2, something blew up. Meanwhile, back near HfgtglbtrsbfDIEnrferf #1, on the planet Quasi-Tentus-Vatruxies, Derek had just finished destroying the Spaz Army with his Weapon that is So Bad that it makes Justin Bieber’s Singing Look Good (WtiSBtimJBSLG). Then Dark Spencer arrived driving a used T200 Chevrolet Aveo he bought from Tyler Follo for -8 pesos. However, it was so bad that, for absolutely no reason, it suddenly smashed into the ground, caught fire, blew up, and turned into a black hole. However, by some miracle, Dark Spencer escaped, but Derek sprayed him with Xenon, and everyone knows Dark Spencer is allergic to Xenon, so he died and went to the Overpopulated Dimension, where he killed Boba Fett. This caused Boba Fett to come back to life, but Derek was ready, and he shot Boba Fett’s rocket pack with his Bari Sax Bazooka, which caused him to lose control of it. He then smashed into a Chevrolet Aveo, which caused it to disintegrate into a pile of firewood and power outlets, which promptly caught fire for no reason.

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