Alpha 40

When Yur Bae Gets Struck in the Cerebrum by an Two Scissor

3,000 inches later, Derek received a distress signal from the planet ThisBinderSmellsOfFloorboardsAndDropCeilings requesting immediate swag. Derek then boarded his Suzuki and drove over. When he arrived at the planet, it looked like shit, well, it always looked like shit, but the narrator felt the need to explain that fact to people who didn’t already know that. Anyway, as the narrator was saying before it was so rudely interrupted by itself, the planet looked like a clump of brown material, but Derek landed his Suzuki there anyway. Immediately he sensed an extreme lack of swag in the area, so he fired 3,000,000,000,000,000,000x101 #SuperSwag #YOLO Missiles, which blew up the planet. Then, he built a new planet where it was, and he named it wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWRONG! The new planet was so swagalicious that it even earned the nickname “Almost as Awesome as Derek”. Suddenly, Derek was swamped with losers who wanted him to blow up their planets. He then gave the replacements incredibly awesome names such as “Flop” and “Size”. However, one planet didn’t like its name since it was called Auto, and all the cars there were manuals. Then, Tyler Follo got so jealous of all the swagalicious new planets, so he asked Derek to make him one, so Derek drove over there, but he accidently blew up Tyler because he’s so fat that Derek thought he was the planet. Then Derek found the planet, but he was on break so he didn’t build a new one, he just fired a large amount of missiles at the planet so it would DIE. After that, Derek returned to the USS Macon to watch the Oakland Raiders win the Super Bowl.