The First Chapter 6

The Fast Funky Wal-Mart Monkey Chain Of Strangeness Saga

Back on Luffshiffwelt, Derek landed the Macon as he prepared to battle the man-eating toolboxes from the planet Bushy. However, the evil Charlie Yoga Masters from the planet Hilbrgtuglbuuuuvjubn attacked with their Negative 2 Cannons. But Sophie had 77 Über AKs and they DIED! Derek and Andrew flew their Stukas at the Wyoming but Wyoming came prepared and died. Suddenly, the font was size 24. Suddenly the font was back to regular. Then OVER 206 Chrysler 200s appeared on the planet R vdfjvlhvhv in a master waterfall wave. Tyler Follo was reincarnated AGAIN and led his new spaz army of miniature drum sticks and turkey legs. But Derek and Leo launched Access and InfoPath Missiles to annihilate all of the previously mentioned junk. Sure enough, it worked. 3 milliseconds later, Katy lead a new squadron of Ultimo Ukrainian Air Force Robots against the 1-D Soviet Gobavs. Earlier, Derek had bought a U-Krane in a storage locker on the planet Huvtvtyfvtycutyftygvyh. Katy borrowed it for the battle and it fired an Instrumental box gun and destroyed 99% of them. Bernard then led a random bunch of angry nerds against the 47 Fighters, but since the battle would be so easy to win, the 47 Fighters retreated to the Macon, and then bombed them with the LZ-77, various Stukas, Y-Wings, and Access Bombers. Only ½ of a nerd survived, but it died when it chased Derek over the Essex Terminal rail line and was hit by an epic Essex Terminal train. The Wave finally ended when the tide changed and when Laurie won her battle against SPARTA!!! Steven flew an Epic glider with an Over-9000 foot long wingspan over nothing because Sophie had just blown up the planet #bxiogfiuonxiobgx%, where Nick Y. and the 76ers had tried to make (another) comeback. Nick S. celebrated this because he no longer had to have his last initial said to clarify. Suddenly, it was time for another story.

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