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When You Hear The Air Attack Warning, You and Your Family Must Take Cover

34234123445411573648`3027`634`75 seconds later, Dark Spencer was reincarnated on the remote planet of GP60MB40-8W. He knew he must take his revenge on Derek for preventing him from obtaining a copy of Microsoft Office FrontPage 2003 on eBay, so he “borrowed” Tyler Follo’s Spaz Army of Inside Out Chicken Nuggets and prepared to attack Derek at the USS Macon. However, he was distracted by the finals of the Interdimensional High-Skill Professional Prison-Riot-Harlem-Shake-Ball Championship of Intense Awesomeness, or IHSPPRHSBCOIA, between the reigning champs the Albany Swagmaster-Generals and this year’s main contenders, the Roanoke Gatorade-Flavored French Fry Consumers. The GFFFCs took an early lead, scoring Dead Duracell Battery points within the first 10 decimeters, but the SGs came back from behind, and managed to score I Haven’t Finished My Dotbook Yet points from an amazing off-the-power-outlet shot from behind the 5th Century. It all came down to a final roll of Scotch tape that, if executed correctly, could win the Vacuum of Eternal Zebras for the next 3.07 power cables! However, right as Albany’s star Tron Legacy Reference Maker Jerek Meter was about to make the game-losing plastic container, Derek showed up in his Stuka That Never Fails Him and blew up all the Batman-flavored Gatorade, causing Dark Spencer to die of radiation poisoning. But the battle wasn’t over yet because the Inside Out Chicken Nuggets attacked Derek’s Stuka with a barrage of Dell OptiPlex 740s, but they all missed because everyone knows chicken nuggets have terrible aim, and Derek managed to win the Battle of Microsoft Office FrontPage 2003 for the 1505.47th time.

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