Alpha 10

Let’s Play JOJ Madden 14

47 decimeters later, Derek finally came back from ELIMINATE-ing whoever it was he beat in EST Alpha 9, and arrived back at the Access Death Star. Just as he walked in the door, Agent Washington told him that Tyler Follo was amassing a new Spaz Army of random fireplaces and inside-out bathrooms to try yet again to do whatever it is he wants to do. However, he first had to get by the formidable defenses of the planet GFRGERfgernufrfiuerbgfpierubgtuierbtergfgfdpoop, which was notorious throughout the Multiverse for being extremely notorious. Luckily, Derek was already there and he even had time to eat a bowl of Apple Jacks before Tyler showed up, at which point he said Tyler was too slow and Messier 108 said he lost the battle for not getting there on time. However, the story wasn’t over yet because Vlad “The Impaler” Putin showed up and said he was taking over the 47 Fighters ‘cause he could. However, his forces turned out to be even worse than the Obama Police and they were ELIMINATED by the USS Macon’s main weapon, aka THE BIG GUN. As if on cue, the Obama Police arrived just afterwards and Derek boarded his Stuka That Never Fails Him to dive bomb them all into the Overpopulated Dimension (aka Hell), where they would get killed by Boba Fett ‘cause that’s how it works. Don’t challenge the system man! Then, just after the reader tried to challenge the system, it started raining Xboxes, which was the best way to know that it was raining Xboxes. After this occurred, The Meta decided to attack again because he was bored, but Derek knew he was coming because he heard his theme music. A really swag LOL the narrator sounds like Elise battle ensued, and it lasted over 4 before it ended. Den, aftur dat nded, thuh narator spelld a bunch uv stuf rong, and it wus duh end.

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