The Second Chapter 17

Caution: It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

3,000.2 minus 16 plus -0 seconds later, The Meta suddenly smashed into the planet Dwqfweruieoyt. This caused nothing to happen, so no one cared. Therefore, its existence in the story was unnecessary, but Derek included it anyway. Now back to the story itself. North Korea launched 44.09867649036483 nukes at the planet Reriho. This released the Ottoman Empire Zombies. The OEZ forces summoned Purple Jonathan, who built The Gun. He then fired The Gun at all 44.09867649036483 nukes, and they all died 6 times. Suddenly, the Ancient Fart-In-A-Bottle Warriors from the Imminent Death Asteroid (Ida) launched a random and unnecessary attack on the neighboring asteroid Possible Imminent Death Asteroid (Pida). This time, the 47 Fighters arrived, because they had nothing better to do that day. Messier 108 launched a rather large dwarf planet from one of its outer systems, while Derek energized the planet with the Powers of Access, therefore increasing its forward velocity by 2 quintillion percent, to Mach OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!! The dwarf planet then struck Ida at that insanely insane speed and ELIMINATED it. While all of this nonsense was occurring, Steven decided to fired his RPG-7 at Spencer because of some random reason no one knew (Not even Steven). This caused Spencer to fly -76.08 centimeters straight down and crash into the ceiling. While  was busy pondering that previous sentence, a very important event occurred, but we can’t tell you what that is because you missed it (SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!)

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