Alpha 16

Dominating in Transition

Just then, Derek arrived at the planet Gjfirjfurheiuejdfkghrhddiuerip, where Tyler Follo’s Spaz Robots were trying to ELIMINATE all the planet’s tree branch factories. Derek knew he had to intervene, so he landed his Suzuki Aerio on the planet, and prepared for the Spaz Robot assault. The Spaz Robots fired numerous teacup missiles and also brought in the legendary Power Outlet Artillery, and were able to advance on Derek’s position, despite the massive amount of missiles Derek was raining down on them. Just then, Tim Han appeared, and created a massive tornado with his Drum Major Powers that destroyed all the robots. Then Derek gave Tim a high-five, and he left Gjfirjfurheiuejdfkghrhddiuerip, just in time for a distress call being sent from the planet Planet. Derek knew this could mean only 2 things, so -2 seconds later, he was there, just in time for North Korea to arrive and start dropping A-bombs on all 6,000,,0,,0000,0,,0,0,0,,0,0,00000 inhabitants. However, Derek brought his own bomb, a D-Bomb! The D-Bomb is so powerful it explodes with the force of 10,000,0,0,0,0,,0,0000000,0,,0000000,0,0,0,,0,0,00000 A-Bombs! How? Well, it has Old Spice Odor Blocker POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Derek drove over to North Korea in his Suzuki Aerio and dropped the D-Bomb on them, ELIMINATE-ing them all. Then, he stole all the A-bombs out of midair, and dropped them on North Korea too, because overkill is good. The inhabitants of the planet Planet were so grateful that they gave Derek… nothing. Woo-hoo. HOWEVER, it turned out that, somehow, Kim Jong-Un had survived the D-Bomb and the 6,000,,0,,0000,0,,0,0,0,,0,0,00000 A-bombs, was attacking Derek with EVEN MORE nukes! However, Derek knew what had to be done. He pulled out THE Gun, and ELIMINATED Kimmy in -2 shots. So, from that day on, everyone on Planet called Derek by the name of xXnoscopequicksnipetrickshots22Xx. But the battle wasn’t over yet, because, on his way back to the USS Macon, Derek was ambushed by the Funky Blue Republicans and their Ottoman Empire Zombie allies, but Derek saw it coming… somehow. Before he could create a random solution involving missiles, however,  showed up and fired massive numbers of his/her own missiles, but Derek also fired the MMMMM, or Massively Monumental Meteor Meltdown Missile, the only missile capable of creating a Massively Monumental Meteor Meltdown, or MMMM. The FBRs and RRRs were then ELIMINATED. www.itsepicstorytime.wikia.com Then it was the end. THE END! STOP READING!!!

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