The Second Chapter 21

THE FINAL EDITION

The Final Second Chapter Story started off with a bang as the Conglomerate Cannon fired a conglomeration of Conglomerate-ness at the planet Conglomeration. All of this use of long words then convinced the reader that Derek had a much larger vocabulary than he really did, but that didn’t matter because thoughts cannot be un-thought. Meanwhile, the Giant Killer Mitochondrion had escaped the planet EeudehflhdcffuerfieruoyudfegvldfgscfliuergfylUHLFH and gone on a rampage, killing negative thousands of nobodies over the course of 4.03749735846352643243 repeating seconds. They arrived on the planet Bushy and fought the Evil Charlie Yoga Masters. They then lost because the ECYM were too good at yoga (Plus, they also had a longer acronym). Then Amtrak appeared, flying down the tracks at -2 miles per century. It used it’s Overly Chronic Lateness Beam (OCLB) and it’s Extreme Unprofitability Laser of Loss Diversion (EULoLD) on the USS Macon, which swiftly escaped just in time. However, it then failed and died. The Tyler Follo appeared, and summoned all the evil forces ever created for a final showdown. Then all the 47 Fighters and other protagonists mentioned in the previous 39 stories manned the Super Dooper Mega Ultra Extremely Funky-Fresh Supreme Solar Powered Epic Win of the First Last Second Nine Thousandth Century Hurricane-Force Laser of Monstrously Mexican Massively Monumental Meteor Meltdowns of Mega Mastodons (SDMUEFFSSPEWotFLSNTCHFLoMMMMMMoMM), which had the longest acronym in the history of everything, and ELIMINATED him. And that was the final conclusion.

Now, I just want to thank everyone who reads these stories for a great last few years. I never thought this would be so well received! Get ready for next year’s EPIC STORY TIME!!! The Third Chapter series, debuting in early September 2013!

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