The First Chapter 11

The Blue Novella Hats With 43 ¼ AK-47s of White Death

After the party, 44 ½ missiles flew toward Derek’s transport the Cassiopeia. Suddenly, the craft turned into a massive Access Gun and destroyed all the missiles. Then Derek encountered a field of White Holes. Derek outmaneuvered their endless expansion beams and made it through to the Access Death Star. Once there, he boarded the USS Macon which had 9 Stukas on board, including Derek’s Stuka that never failed him. 3.2 seconds later, he arrived on the planet $44.99. Many milliseconds later, Mike owed Akash a strawberry; wait, no, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!?! Try Again. On the planet Deutsche Demoktratische Republik (East Germany), The Obama Police were having a massive white card file laser face battle with the 47 Fighters. All of the sudden, the Obama Police brought out a tank. Then Jen shot a FrontPage Bazooka and blew it 200 feet into the air. The battle then resumed. Derek flew his Stuka toward a squadron of flying Obama Police Robots. He shot Access Machine Guns with Access Bullets and killed them all. On the ground, Agent Washington appeared in an Epic Bulgarian Ultimo Tank and started destroying a bunch of Obama Police Soldiers. 4.5.6.1 seconds later, EVERYONE DIED!!! Except Derek… because Derek had an Airship (The USS Macon)… AND AIRSHIPS ARE AWESOME!!! Also, the rest of the 47 Fighters were in the LZ-77, so they survived too. The 47 Fighters landed in Bundes Republik Deutschland (West Germany) and a water spout appeared out of nowhere, causing Spencer to fly 300 feet into the air, and then he landed on a trampoline, but he broke through it, and went 200 feet into Earth’s crust, where he saw a sugarcube-sized piece of a White Dwarf. Then he went insane and started talking to it. The 47 Fighters then flew to the Access Death Star to get another mission from Blue Command. Derek, Steven and Julia were sent to Blood Gulch, where they had to kill all the Reds. Derek brought the Access Space Shuttle Atlantis and bombed Red Base with Access Bombs. Then Sarge shot Grif and said “My favorite part was the part when you died. Encore. Bravo.” Then Derek activated his Beta A.I form and took over Grif’s body. Then he killed all the Reds. He abandoned Grif’s body just in time for Steven to kill him with a sniper rifle. Then the Blues won and it was time for another story.

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