The Third Chapter 3

I’M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!

The three prison cells then smashed through every peanut butter jar in the wall. The sudden lack of pressure caused the Automatic Nope Lasers to fire 3,639 lasers at the wall, which destroyed everything else in the wall. Then everything was teleported to Saudi Arabia, which caused 5,458,480 seconds of chaos for no reason. It also rained tires for no reason. Derek was surprised by all of this madness, so he fired his Peanuts Bari Sax Bazooka at Tyler Follo, who promptly turned into a massive pink cloud and floated away to the United States (which is in America). There was then a random football game, and Derek won 6,587 to -14. This activated the Heavy Duty Hexagon, which called in the Emergency Peanut Butter Delivery Service. The EPBDS Toyota Tundra arrived -13,764,812,939,283 seconds later, and sprayed the whole planet of Efjerfgrkheryfgerbfe with peanut butter. The planet then crashed into Tyler Follo, knocking him into a black hole. Tyler Follo then arrived in the Overpopulated Dimension, where he was killed by Boba Fett. However, Boba Fett was then knocked out by a calculator thrown at 3yru36475.000000000000000000000000000005 miles per millennium by Dark Spencer. All of this… is… SPARTA!!! caused the Charlie Yoga Masters of Supreme Groovyness to rise from their graves on the planet Planet and attack the 47 Fighters on the planet Goldfish. However, before they could do so, they encountered their arch rivals, the Secondary Man Eating Toolboxes from Lfrfhiulgv, who threw a bunch of trash cans and bowling balls at them. As a response, the Charlie Yoga Masters… FARTED IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION!!! This caused all of them to turn into oak tree leaves and be lit on fire by a Hippie Choco-Taco.

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