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11 seconds later, the Big Grey Cube attacked the Humongous Hippie Hippo stronghold known as Fort JoJ Madden with their trademark Nonexistent Nonagonal Nuclear Nothings, or NNNNs. This caused a Massively Monumental Meteor Meltdown (MMMM) to occur, which rapidly Cadillac Escalade-d into the Late Heavy Bombardment, and everything got bombarded. While everything was getting bombarded, some things WEREN’T getting bombarded. (oooooooooo contradiction) Those things were the USS Macon and the LZ-77, since everyone knows airships are too good to get bombarded, so they didn’t. The two ships of pure awesomeness then arrived at SuzukisAreMadeHere, where the Suzuki’s are brought into existence. Just as they arrived, Tyler Follo attacked with his new Spaz Army of Choco-Tacos and Joe Bidens, as well as a new weapon: the HoH-SiS Premium Emium Neodymium, which wasn’t Derek’s one weakness. As if on cue, the Evil Bacon Strips arrived and fired their Green Expo Marker Cannons of Extreme Textbook Powers. Combined with extreme might of something the narrator forgot, they became a possibly mediocre maybe kind-of decent opponent. However, this was no match for the industrial might of the planet SuzukisAreMadeHere, which made all the Suzuki’s. Pretty soon, they were farting out all the usual weapons: the Suzuki-Powered Bari Sax Bazookas, the Inflatable Suzuki SX4s of Extreme Death-powered Death, the Suzuki Access Missiles of, well, that’s it, and more. However, Tyler Follo’s Spaz Army and the Evil Bacon Strips had been joined by the Illegal Immigrant Trevor Turmoil (IITT), which was causing absolutely nothing to happen. Then, there was a skirmish. LOL JK it was a Massive Battle with Numerous Massive Explosions, or MBwNME. However, at one point, Steven and Spencer started arguing over whose name sounded cooler, and the other guys got the upper hand. However, right as the battle was about 60% in Tyler’s favor, Tim Han showed up and unleashed the DRUM MAJOR POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and all the antagonists died a French Fry Jabba the Hutt Death. Then they got sent to the Overpopulated Dimension, aka Hell, were they all got killed again by Boba Fett.

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