The Second Chapter 20

The Big Two-O!!!!!!!

One trillion minus 1,000,000,000,002 plus -5 minus 2 seconds later, the Funky Blue Republicans arrived at the planet SuzukisAreMadeHere, to try to control the super-popular Suzuki Trade. The FBR flagship “Groovy!” launched a Super Dooper Mega Ultra Big Laser of Insane Nothingness (SDMUBLoIN), but the Racist Radical Republican flagship, “Radical Dude!”, which was already there, launched a Superbly Powerfully Powerful High Octane Laser of Massive Manatees (SPPHOLoMM). Both beams hit each other, but were evenly matched because their acronyms both had the same number of letters. Then the Obama Police arrived on the scene to annihilate the republicans, but they sucked too much so they couldn’t, and they were all blasted into the Overpopulated Dimension. Then Tyler Follo was reincarnated for, like, the 36,000,000,000,000th time, and created a new Spaz Army of Lead Pipes and Lettuce Robots. Then he attacked the forces already in the battle. However, right as he was about to arrive at SuzukisAreMadeHere, North Korea shot 10^505 nukes, and all his forces died a Massively Monumental Meteor Meltdown Death. Speaking of Massively Monumental Meteor Meltdowns, one occurred -8 seconds later, turning the battlefield into the Late Heavy Bombardment, and everything got bombarded. The 47 Fighter then arrived, but everything was getting bombarded, so they left. On the way back, Spencer decided to get revenge on Steven for being Brittany’s boyfriend. However, Brittany saw Spencer coming and yelled “OH MY GOD IT’S MY EX AGAIN!” and Steven spun around and hit Spencer with one of the lead pipes form Tyler Follo’s Spaz Army. However, Spencer was ready and hit Steven with an Osmium pipe, and since Osmium is the densest known material, Steven could not beat Spencer in the pipe-smacking battle. However, once Spencer returned victorious, it turned out Brittany was now dating Trevor again, and the same thing that happened in EST TSC 19 happened again, but with Trevor replaced by Steven, and Brittany started dating Dark Spencer again. Meanwhile, the author was thinking about how much Steven, Spencer, Trevor, and Brittany were going to hate him for making this sub-plot, but then he read EST TSC 19 over again, chuckled to himself, and decided it was to funny to waste.

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