The First Chapter 3

The 47 Fighters of Luftschiffwelt

Upon their arrival, they found the Severe Thunderstorm Banana forces being overwhelmed by Nick and his JOJ Robots. Soon, Derek and Sophie had forced them onto Tucker’s Island using firebombs. Suddenly, Tucker’s Island disappeared, and the STB forces fell into the rough currents. Then, the island reappeared, leading Spencer to believe it was on the side of good. Then, a squadron of evil spaz robots from Tyler Follo’s McNugget army attacked with tanks, but when they tried to advance, the tanks sunk in the bay. (Fail) Then Austin appeared out of no where and started singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” while dancing randomly while a group of Tibetan monks waiting at a bus stop started chanting “Dance little chicken nugget, dance, dance away!” Luckily, a WW2 German air carrier came from the sky and Derek & Friends boarded it. While on the plane, Derek engaged his pocket teleporter of cobaltness and teleported everyone to Luftschiffwelt, where they boarded the USS Macon. Then, Derek took the controls of his Stuka that never failed him, and loaded it with 505 Access Missiles to take on the massive Hindu god Hippies of death. They attacked him with their Killer Tire Legions but Derek DID A BARREL ROLL and they all fell off. Purna then manned the Joj lacrosse ball cannons and sent them all to the Sinister Pokemon Dimension. While the Gay Hippos tried to take over Tucker’s Island, Sophie found out their weakness, DEATHCORE!!!! After playing 30 seconds of deathcore, all the hippos were dead, and Tucker’s Island, which had somehow become self-aware, was safe. Later, on the planet of Endless World War II, Derek flew his Stuka on a practice run. Suddenly, he got a transmission from the planet Cnvnd8siavlfidfs asking for help fighting off the evil Pep Boys. Derek arrived in the USS Macon along with the rest of the 47 Fighters. The squadron’s Stukas were catapulted almost rapid-fire out of the Macon’s hanger. Unfortunately, the Pep Boys had only ground forces, so they had no resistance against Derek’s Air-to-ground Access Missiles and his extremely accurate dive bombing runs. The remaining Pep Boys were destroyed by the Long Island Lizards. 2 milliseconds later, the Obama Police and the Evil Bacon Strips were making a joint attack on the planet ::lfdgha. By the time Derek arrived in LZ-77, Katy and her Ukrainian Ultimo Astromech Droids had destroyed most of them, but Derek and Leo managed to get in a few shots from their Set Fire To The Rain catapult and their Massive OVER 9,000 Volt Grappling Hook Cannons. On the return trip, they encountered The Wave, but blew it up with an Anti-History Experiment Missile. They arrived back in Luftschiffwelt just in time… FOR ANOTHER STORY!!!!!! (YAY!)

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