The Third Chapter 14

The Return of Praseodymium

After dodging all the flying Mail Trucks, Derek charged forward, setting his Bari Sax Bazooka to “Eliminate Spencer Mode” when all the sudden WAIT HOLD ON!!! Why is Derek fighting Spencer? Why does the BSB have that mode in the first place? Will I EVER get some chips? Find out this week on… WAIT HOLD ON!!! EPIC STORY TIME ISN’T SOME CHEESY REALITY TV SHOW THAT USES THE SAME OPENING PHRASE EVERY TIME!!!

Sorry about that. Anyway…

3 minus 2 minus 1 plus 1 seconds later, Tyler Follo arrived at the USS Macon, ready to blow it up. However, it was already inflated, so he had to leave. SUCKS TO BE HIM!!! Then Derek answered the door, but saw that it was Tyler, so he kicked him into a dark ocean, which turned out to be a black hole. Therefore, Tyler invented a new death, the Jumped into the Black Hole Ocean Death. As Derek was marveling over this new kind of death, The Meta appeared and stabbed Spencer for no reason. He then went to the Overpopulated Dimension. He then killed Boba Fett and shot Dark Spencer with his Killler That’s Spelled Wrong Peanut Gun. Content with his accomplishments, he fell asleep and snored so loud that the Sound Police came over and ELIMINATED him. (Yes, the whole Sound Police is dead.) Meanwhile, somewhere that wasn’t in the same place as the previous events occurred, The Meta appeared again and attacked Steven. Steven managed to get a distress call out, but he misspelled “Meta”, and wrote “THE MEAT IS TRYING TO KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1!!!!!!1111!” Derek thought this message was so funny he decided to go blow up some cesium. The explosion was so powerful that it killed The Meta, who was 3,000,000,000,000,000,000 light decimeters away. Since the main antagonist was dead, this would usually mean the story ends, BUT THAT… is true. BYE!

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