EPIC STORY TIME!!! Beta 3

'''333rd edit by FirestrikeZeppelin!!! 123rd page on the wiki!!!'''

Multitude of Micronation Madness

2.0237129436017493246 meteors later, some guy arrived and ate all the joj and stole FirestrikeZeppelin’s Nissan Quest. This could not be allowed, as FSZ’s Nissan Quest was the best one. Therefore, Derek dispatched himself to retrieve it. 3.432y43287946327946 seconds after leaving the Access Death Star, which was in the process of ELIMINATE-ing Psy, he encountered Obama, who had a huuuuuuge (with numerous u’s) railway gun. However, he was the worst shot ever, matched only by Derek when he attempts to play volleyball, so he missed every shot he took on Derek’s Airtran Boeing 717. As he continued travelling, he encountered Nickky Y. and the 76ers, who were bent on revenge for… well, they forgot. Either way, they WERE gonna get revenge for the reason they forgot, so they promptly attacked with massive numbers of absolutely nothing. Now that that’s been taken care of, we can move on. At exactly a time, Derek arrived at the planet Tjebhrekbgfeiuuuuuuufhbgiufhperufheoygewbtubrgkjbg, also known as Tjebhrekbgfeiuuuuuuufhbgiufhperufheoygewbtubrgkjbg. This was an incredible event, as this planet had never been featured in EST before! EVER! EEEVVVEEERRR!!! Of course, there was a reason for this, but the narrator was too lazy to say it, so the story (once again) moved on. Then, Derek located FSZ’s Nissan Quest, located right smack in the middle of… oh boy… North Korea. Derek knew what he had to do. He summoned his Stuka That Never Fails Him, which promptly arrived 0 seconds later. Then, North Korea realized he was there, and started barfing up trillions of nukes to SHOOT HIM DOWN!!! However, Derek was the best Stuka pilot in history, and North Korea was a terrible shot, leading to Derek never getting hit. Then, once he was over FSZ’s Nissan Quest, he released the tow rope WAIT, your Stuka DOESN’T have a standard issue tow rope? SUCKS TO BE YOU! Anyway, he hooked the rope onto the Quest, and took of towards the Access Death Star, which began firing massive amounts of Access at North Korea, blowing up all the nukes, so that a massive fireball formed behind Derek and it looked “really cool”.