The Second Chapter 3

THE VERY FIRST LAST SIDEWAYS LASER PHASER TASER MAIZER KAIZER-FRAZER DAZER STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-2 seconds later, the 47 Fighters arrived onto the scene of the CCCC in a rented Chrysler 200 Convertible and an inflatable Suzuki. (Wait, WHAT?!??!?) Let me explain. It all starts a long time, wait, no, not a long time ago when Steven got jealous of Spencer’s dubstep and decided to make his own and put Spencer out of business even though he wasn’t in a business. He unknowingly created a special melody that awaked the Ancient Can-Crusher Gods of pumpkin-flavored lollypops. They descended on the nearby planet of GrhbaSSHDvgehjd and unleashed a Crummy Candy Crushing Combo (CCCC) that was led by Tyler Follo, who was reincarnated for the 27th time. The 47 Fighters landed on GrhbaSSHDvgehjd, but their Boeing 737 crashed, leaving them vehicle-less. Luckily, Leo spotted an Avis Rent-a-car nearby. The only car they had left was a Chrysler 200 Convertible, so 15 members of the 47 Fighters sped off in the Chrysler, while Derek stayed behind. He had a secret weapon. He pulled out his Pocket-Sized Inflatable Suzuki SX4 of Access-ness (P-SISSoA-n). He attached the Tow Truck Laser Cannon Launcher to the roof and followed the Chrysler. Derek caught up with then in 0.-0 seconds and called Tom to use his signature Tow Truck Laser Cannon Launcher. Tyler Follo saw what appeared to be a General Electric E60C Freight Electric speeding toward him. He then realized that it was Derek driving his P-SISSoA-n, and got hit with a Tow Truck Laser launched by Tom. Tyler Follo then unleashed his new Spaz Army of broken TV remotes and inside-out pencils. This terrible army was destroyed when Jen unleashed a new FrontPage Annihilation Ray of FrontPage-ness. Combined with Nick S.’s InfoPath Elimination Beam and Steven’s Outlook Death Combo Laser of Supremeness, the whole army died. Leo shot Tyler Follo with the Set Fire to the Rain OVER 9,000 Catapult, and he was sent to the Overpopulated Dimension. Then Dark Spencer came back to life and shot towards the USS Macon to destroy Regular Spencer, but IT WAS A FFAAKKEE and he died again. He then went to the Overpopulated Dimension and killed 47.5 beings because he was mad. Then Nick M. arrived on the scene. Nick S. then realized he had to have his last initial said to clarify again and he got so mad he went to the Overpopulated Dimension and killed Dark Spencer.

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