The Third Chapter 15

Tucker Did It!

3,000 decimeters later, somebody decided to do something else. However, this was the wrong answer. It was Spencer’s birthday, so Derek gave him a cable box for a present, because everyone knows he loves those. Right as this was occurring, Tyler Follo was angry because Derek stole his cable box, so he made a new ManThisArmyReallySucks Spaz Army of Inside-Out Dishwashers and attacked the USS Macon. However, at this exact moment in the Space-Decimeter Continuum, the USS Macon was already being attacked by the Neo-Nazi Icosphere Losers of Horrid Yule Log-Themed BMW Z3s. (N-NILoHYL-TBZs), so Tyler ended up attacking them as well. This turned out to be a really stupid decision, because everyone knows Yule Logs and Icospheres are the two things Tyler hates most. This caused him to go insane and spend the rest of his life watching endless reruns of . Sometime after this occurred, Derek boarded the Awesome Suzuki Aerio, or AA, and drove to the planet Ghfurhfrufkillyourselfdjbhjfgeufyr to eliminate the Chuck E. Cheese’s Worshipping Lunch Boxes from Kdhedyuegfbhrfhiguvrrrrrrdkhyufdie. However, Steven was already there and he managed to kill -18 losers before Derek ran some more over with the AA. However, Steven then started singing the Quadratic Formula Song and all the other losers died from shear agony. Derek almost did too, but he had brought some headphones in case his brother showed up to annoy him and put them on at the last second, saving himself. Then Dark Spencer showed up and started barfing up Christmas ornaments at everyone, but Sarge showed up and shot him in the face because he though DS was a Blue. However, then it started raining broken light grey FAX machines, which meant only one thing: A return the Ottoman Empire Zombies! However, they all ran into a volcano and died because they suck. They really do suck, with two y’s! THE END!!!

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