EPIC STORY TIME!!! SPECIAL WIKIA ONLY VERSION OF SUPURB EPICNESS 1

After the battle mentioned in EPIC STORY TIME!!! The Second Chapter 11 occurred; North Korea launched 4,998 nukes at the planet Rguihsguiorgsrheuityeruiojkaf. This caused the planet’s nuclear launch detection system to activate, releasing the Ottoman Empire Zombies. The OEZ forces attacked the nukes with their Peanut Butter Jelly Time Missiles, which eliminated all the nukes. The Obama Police arrived in the Pentagon to discuss how to eliminate the 47 Fighters. Just then, Jack Black did a cannonball through the ceiling and caused everyone within 5 yards of him to spaz out randomly. This proved to be the perfect opportunity for the Boom Box Blasting Banana Buffalos (BBBBBs) to smash through the frontal wall, and attack the Obama Police, whom they hated for no reason. Adding mayhem to madness to mortality, the Evil Dog Army came out of  and shot some Vevity-Vovity-Vuvity gong lasers at them. All of this madness THIS IS MADNESS! No. THIS… IS… SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!! caused the Obama Police to lose control of The Pentagon. This caused Obama much anger. He hit his desk so hard that the vibrations travelled through the ground and activated Trevor’s extreme seasickness, which caused him to barf up a large number of shiny bananas. As Obama was angrily pacing around the Oval Office, one of the shiny bananas somehow got inside, and he slipped on it. During the 0.00000000000003 seconds he was in the air, the floor got completely covered by shiny bananas, forcing Obama into a life of endless slipping. This caused Steven to laugh uncontrollably for 3,081 milliseconds. During that point, Derek threw a large gas tank at Spencer, forcing Ethan to say “Spencer, feeling gassy?” which led Steven to laugh uncontrollably for 2,452 more milliseconds.