The Second Chapter 11

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3,000,000,000 seconds after that battle occurred, another random battle occurred. This time, Tyler Follo led his Somali Scrap Metal Spaz Army against a horde of Ancient Fart-In-A-Bottle Warriors on the planet Wvfbfvriuaeof. There was a tremendously stupid battle that followed. Eventually, the Mysterious Stonehenge Builder arrived on the scene and turned all the beings there into pillars of stone, making a massive henge. However, at that moment, the Right-Wing Crusaders arrived on the scene and killed him/her for not being Christian. Then the Ottoman Empire Zombies arrived and fought the Right-Wing Crusaders because they were Muslim. The Obama Police then arrived and claimed Obama was the supreme being, causing both groups to kill them. The Funky Blue Republicans and the Racist Radical Republicans then joined forces for -2 seconds to fight off both groups and claim the planet in the name of the Republicans. However, just as the battle was about to start, The Meta appeared and killed every other being there. He also stole all of their A.Is. The Man-Eating Toolboxes from the planet Bushy arrived to battle their long-time rivals the evil Charlie Yoga Masters from another random planet.

These two absolutely random groups charged into battle against each other right as a Truck of Random Stuff Truck drove into town, causing random stuff to be thrown everywhere. Agent Washington arrived driving his Isuzu i-350 and fired the Heavy Medieval Dirt Cannon of Medieval-ness, destroying many of the forces on both sides. However, this caused both sides to turn against Wash just as the 47 Fighters arrived. They unleashed the Giant Killer Mitochondrion on the Man-Eating Toolboxes and the Charlie Yoga Masters, eliminating them both for good. However, right as this was happening, the ancient Octagon vs Hexagon battle arrived on Wvfbfvriuaeof. The 47 Fighters flew to the flying outpost of Not If We Act Wisely to make sure they weren’t killed. There they watched this age-old battle for which shape looks coolest play out, only to end in a stalemate once again. Then it moved on to another planet. Then, it was unanimously decided that it was time for a new story.

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