The First Chapter 7

The Absolute Nothingness Of Stupid Purple Principalities

3 ½ seconds later, Derek flew the Macon into space to dock with the All-Access Space Station, better known as the Access Death Star, or AASS. When Derek arrived, the Muy Estupido Amigos De Tyler Follo attacked with not so epic racist ship bananas, but their bitter rivals, the Cauliflower Ex-Perstonian Squadrons of Mooooiiiiiinnnnneeeeessss-ness, shot epic dying non-racist missiles at Tyler Follo, who had been reincarnated AGAIN. He then died AGAIN. But the Ex-Prestonian squadrons died when they were destroyed by a Massive Access-ness Annihilator Laser of Total Death and Destruction from the AASS. A whole wave of evil Anti-Access missiles from the planet Tjblfkjnjwkv+hbwlfhvjfbgvjgfnvdsigjubvh attacked, by Derek flew his Access Stuka loaded InfoPath Missiles and annihilated all the evil missiles. The rest of the 47 Fighters then boarded various Y-Wings, Stukas and Deron War Craft Γ-Type Attack Craft and sent the remaining regiments of Tyler Follo’s 76ers Spaz-out stupidity army of total Jabba the Hutt-ness to the Overpopulated Dimension, which had since turned into the Ultra-Overpopulated dimension because there were too many beings there. Derek then reincarnated Qui-Gon Jinn using the powers of Access. Qui-Gon then annihilated all the Vempp-Spockanab-5-666 cruisers from the planet Xglntbbbbbsgfnhs. He also joined the 47 Fighters. Derek landed on the AASS and took off in the Macon for the planet 887t6845452649. His goal was to retrieve Spencer’s Dubstep. But standing in his way was Spencer himself. Soon, Justin, Steven, Nick Y. and Ethan C. joined Derek to defeat Spencer. However, Spencer fought back and forced Derek and his team back. But Derek wasn’t defeated yet…

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