The Second Chapter 19

Defilak Is My Homeboy (The Quest for Brittany)

3 hours minus 179 minutes later, Derek fired The Gun at the planet OMGTHISISTHEBESTPLANETNAMEEVER after The Meta threw it at the USS Macon. This unleashed a Massively Monumental Meteor Meltdown of Mostly Metra Meets in Multiple Monstrous Megacities (MMMMMMMMMM), which had so many M’s it destroyed The Meta in -5426.06383 seconds. Then Spencer went on a quest of his own. He blasted 10,000 heptameters to the planet Wobbly, deep inside NGC 6,009,887,452,871. There he made a loose alliance with Trevor, and they both set out to kill Spencer’s clone from EPIC STORY TIME!!! 2, and recover Brittany. They then went to the planet SuzukisAreMadeHere to buy a Suzuki. After that occurred, they drove over to the planet Heptagavuhnuxquwasitopoopalot, where they encountered Spencer’s Clone, known henceforth as Dark Spencer. Spencer said “DARK SPENCER! WE ARE HERE TO RETIREVE MY GIRLFRIEND! SURRENDER NOW!” Then Trevor said “NO! WE’RE HERE TO RETRIEVE MY GIRLFRIEND! SURRENDER 4 SECONDS AGO!” Then they got in a fight over whose girlfriend Brittany was. That lasted 5,009 seconds. Then they both said: “DARK SPENCER! WE’RE HERE TO RETRIEVE BRITTANY! SURRENDER 5,013 SECONDS AGO!” Then Dark Spencer FIRED HIS LAZAR at Spencer, who FIRED HIS LAZAR at Trevor, who FIRED HIS LAZAR at Dark Spencer. While everyone FIRED THEIR LAZARS, Brittany escaped the planet. Then all three of them went to SuzukisAreMadeHere, bought Suzuki’s, and chased Brittany. While everyone was driving Suzuki’s, Derek was driving an Isuzu (Woah! Rulebreaker!) He quickly caught up to the Brittany-Chasing Threesome, as Derek called them, and proceeded to watch them fight like idiots. They fought like idiots for 2,9u7,432,845,i32,t87 seconds. By then, Brittany was going out with Steven, so everyone (Except Steven and Derek (Who watched the whole thing with a large bag of popcorn, and invited everyone else he knew to watch) lost.

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