The Second Chapter 6

The Big Bad Bald and Bumpy Bombers of Belarus (TBBBBBB)

47 minus 47 seconds later, the Racist Radical Republicans launched an attack on their arch-rivals, the Funky Blue Republicans. As they launched their attack, the Obama Police attacked as well, trying to stop the attacks and retain Obama’s total control. Then, both the 47 Fighters and the Soviet 42s attacked at the same time, each trying to eliminate the   other. In the middle of all this chaos, North Korea appeared and launched Over9000 plus Over9000 nukes at everybody, because North Korea launches nukes at everybody. Then, 1000 seconds later, the Bohrok-Kal arrived after discovering the stores of OneNote energy. They fired the OneNote Missilez at the Obama Police Hampster-Powered Vehicles, which promptly blew up. Then, a whole bunch of other junk occurred, which was followed by some other stuff. This unspecified stuff eventually led to the 47 Fighters flying a rocket-assisted C-130 Hercules to the planet :-3 to battle the Incredibly Cute Yet Evil Kittens from the Nether. Derek teleported the planet’s inhabitants to French West Africa so they wouldn’t be hurt. The 47 Fighters proceeded to strategically eliminate the Cute Yet Evil Kittens with Yarn Ball Nukes. The planet’s inhabitants were all teleported back, except one, who went on to found that epic country known as Chad. Back in the Pluxa Zone, Obama announced that they were going to “WIPE OUT CHINA”. Fortunately, the 47 Fighters arrived on the scene and launched the Over9000 Volt Grappling Hook Cannons and the Heavy Medieval Dirt Launcher of Destruction at the Obama Police forces.

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