Alpha 27

The Not Plastic Plastic Bari Sax

3.14159 seconds later, Derek arrived at the planet Gghtisyh5eityrhegjeiar to ELIMINATE an shipment of Obama Police Spaz Robots made to ELIMINATE all life on the planet Trustredqualitysince1921. Just then, the plane he was riding in crashed into The Spanish Inquisition, and went spiraling up towards the surface below. Derek managed to escape at the last possible cinderblock, and landed not gently just outside a massive Obama Police Prison School Prison School Prison Wuuuuahh-wuuahhh… Instantly, the Big B-O had dispatched over 1 robot to capture him and steal his left right arm. However, Derek was ready for the non-specified number of enemies, and he ELIMINATED all of them/it. He then fired a Yoloswag Missile that infected all the Obama Police members inside with yoloswag. They then rebelled and formed their own group called the Obooma Police, and they didn’t care because they’re cool. However, one of the Obooma Police members was a trap, and he killed -5 other rebels before he was killed by The Nuclear Rain of Bricks. Then The Big B-O ingested the file textbook.exe and was executed by JoJ Madden for being a pencil case. The lack of leadership in the Obama Police caused a power vacuum which could only be filled by the lamest of individuals, like Tyler Follo, who came in, but was ELIMINATED when Derek used his 1v1 Tank Accuracy Skillz (Betr gap it m8) on him. But then Obama was reincarnated so all was STUPID.

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