The Third Chapter 16

Maedest Thou Look!

-2 seconds later, the Hippie Hippos raided the planet Frfuergfboerubgyuosyufhgbrsklhtrlgyubtotntgjjdmpfkndafjfrfheyoyrbgt to steal all the Access for -2 reasons. However, Obama decided to send the Obama Police to kill them for even less reasons, and as Sarge always says: In the battle of Ghosts vs. Robots, Robots always win. Except in anime. Despite this claim, both sides sucked so much that they both immediately died in a huge cloud of Suzuki-colored peanut shells and floppy disks. This proved the perfect time for the Big Grey Cubes to invade and steal all the moonshine, since everyone knows Big Grey Cubes eat Suzuki-colored peanut shells and floppy disks. Right as they were about to escape, the Royal Guard of the planet Frfuergfboerubgyuosyufhgbrsklhtrlgyubtotntgjjdmpfkndafjfrfheyoyrbgt arrived to recapture the moonshine. They immediately started throwing Microsoft Office download instruction manuals at the BGCs, since everyone knows the BGCs’ one weakness is Microsoft Office-related reading material. Right in the middle of the battle, one of the royal guards said “Look! Up in the sky! It’s Bicycle Repairman!!!” Then all the commotion stopped as everyone, even the narrator, look up to see this awe inspiring occurrence.  After the Klingons managed to clear all the zambonis off the basketball court, the championship game between the Bismarck Chairkickers and the Albany Fireplaces could finally commence, with the latter winning by a close final score of Expired Peanut Butter to Crudely Drawn External Hard Drive. This meant that the Fireplaces finally completed their goal of winning the most coveted prize in all of Professional Prison-Breaking, the Lightish-Red Nuclear Toaster Oven, which they promptly used to take over all of North South East West Korea. Since this could not come to pass, Derek was immediately dispatched to stop the madness… This… Is… SPARTA!!! Luckily, he had his Ultimate Complete Encyclopedia of One Weakness, and discovered the Albany Fireplaces’ one weakness, SLIDING GLASS DOORS!!! Derek lined the road to North South East West Korea with sliding glass doors, and everyone on the team ran into them and turned into Chevrolet Aveos, which then blew up.

I would like to wish you all a very happy 2014, a great time to start using the EST website!

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