Alpha 24

The Supreme Choco-Taco Overlord

Suddenly, all the doors turned into Cocoa Puffs! This caused an enormous number of Ottoman Empire Zombies to escape from the Overpopulated Dimension, and brought havoc across the peaceful trading nation of Swaglicious Chimmychunga. Perhaps inspired by this, the Racist Radical Republicans staged a full-scale uprising against the mostly Funky Blue Republican government of SC’s neighboring country, Holy Sh*t That Is Not Good. By this point, Derek had arrived in his Stuka That Never Fails Him, and used its Xtreme 1v1 Fight Me M8 Skillz to ELIMINATE the RRR Uprising in -3 seconds. Then all the citizens celebrated Derek’s acts of courage by awarding him the Medal of Frosted Flakes, which he proudly wore next to the Medal of Microsoft Access 2003. After that junk happened, Derek arrived at the planet My Boi to defeat the OEZ forces. Derek landed, but the OEZ forces were ready for him, and so the greatest Super Smash Bros. Brawl tournament of all time began. 34,254,546,564,534,212 seconds later, Derek won, and then fired massive numbers of JoJ Madden Marines Hymn Wet Paintbrush Missiles at the OEZ base, where they were still busy putting their Wii away. After they were all ELIMINATED, Derek returned to the USS Macon, and then the narrator died.

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