The Third Chapter 13

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000000000000000 seconds after that last thing that was a thing occurred, Derek swung in like Tarzan (Except he wasn’t almost naked) on a random vine that was conveniently placed there by Purple Jonathan when he got mad at Jimmy Johnson Type-93. However, the Huge Hobo Hippie Hippos Hunting Heavy Hexagonal Hawks (HHHHHHHH)s were already there (Wherever “there” actually is) and had set up their Xtreme That’s Spelled Wrong Peanut Butter & Honey Sandwich Fluorescent Light Bulb Cannons (XTSWPBAHSFLBC)s, which immediately started firing peanut butter-covered fluorescent light bulbs at the invading Cheap Black and Grey United Airlines Headphones that Barely Work (CBaGUAHtBW), which had allied themselves with the Man-Eating Toolboxes and the Killer Crime Ring run by Justin Bieber. This spelled disaster for the Funky Blue Republicans, as all three groups supported their arch rivals, the Racist Radical Republicans, who started throwing hole punches at everyone who they didn’t like for less than one reason. However, the FBRs weren’t done yet, and fought back with their much-feared Hypercharged Hi-Polymer Eraser Cannons, powered by 47.0000000505 AA batteries. As these fearsome weapons unleashed their payload of killer hi-polymer erasers, Tim Han appeared to calm the madness… This… Is… SPImeanATHENS!!! He then yelled “DRUM MAJOR POWERS… ACTIVATE!!!!” which created a black hole, which destroyed all of the various villains that have been named so far it would take all day to list all 9,003 things. Therefore it was the end.

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