The First Chapter 1

The massive spaz lasers fire tsunami beams of epic death at the evil funky ducks assisted by the rabid hippies and their hippo allies. Over 9000 deadly chicken nuggets from Tyler Follow’s evil spaz army come in a rapid waterfall of chicken nuggets, however, Derek is armed with an Über AK and takes out over 9001 of them. Then the Obama Police crash into the building with a M1A2 Abrams but Derek escapes in his 1932 BT-7 “Fast Tank”, capable of traveling up to 50 mph. Derek fires a panzershreik equipped with a dubstep missile and blows up the whole banana sector. Then a wave of 505 Deron ships annihilates the entire city of Gffhisdfgnisdfl. 2 colomarins later, Derek flies a JU-87 Stuka over the twin city of Jfigjogdlgojsgi. Suddenly, he releases an Over9000-Type cruise missile at the oncoming Vaaaaaaaaaaa forces, lead by Tyler Follo. Then the Costa Concordia appears out of nowhere and fires an Epic Cruise Ship Death Missile at Tyler Follow, sending him into the Overpopulated dimension. Then all the sudden, the Killer LAL Project came out of hell to kill Derek and replace Tyler Follow, but Derek COMPLETED the Evil LAL Project, sending it to the Overpopulated Dimension as well. Then Nick appeared, leading the 76ers towards Justinon. But then they started fighting back and the whole world of Bfhnuighaioherig collapsed around them, and they went to the Uva Dimension of Death and Endless 8th Grade Health. Luckily, Derek piloted his Stuka into the world of Wsldghdfghdsigdf just in time, and another random story started.

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