Alpha 35

The Peanut Cycle

1,234 inches later, JoJ Madden arrived at the planet OMGNOWAYM8 to ELIMINATE the Microsoft Word-eating Swiggity Swag Masters, since they had eaten his copy of Microsoft Word 2003. However, Derek arrived just in the Nick Seifert of time and fired over 1 missiles at JoJ Madden, who then died a Jabba the Hutt French Fry death. After that, his dead body was catapulted over 4 inches into the air and was eaten by a swarm of floppy drives. Then the inhabitants of OMGNOWAYM8 were so thankful that they gave Derek an money. Derek then went to the planet SuzukisAreMadeHere and used the an money to buy an Suzuki. Then he drove the Suzuki to the planet 93483273734832432742379432rfuewb432064236279rhw326483249328io4nuu248, where, just over 6 decimeters ago, Tyler Follo had killed 50% of the population when he “let one rip”. Derek wasn’t very good at landing the new Suzuki, but he only ran over 17 erasers this time! Then, after crashing through a pile of Toyota Priuses, Derek arrived at the scene of the crime. He put on his gas mask, and then put another gas mask over that one, and he was finally able to exit the car. Immediately, Derek spotted Tyler, and threw a nearby skyscraper at him. Unfortunately, Tyler survived because the skyscraper was a 10 in. tall model. Tyler responded by throwing numerous purses which he just HAPPENED to have at Derek. Derek had his trusty missile launcher with him, however, and he blew up all the purses. They then turned into a mint green paste and flowed into Lake Window Frame while Toto – Africa played in the background. While Tyler Follo was distracted by the groovy tunes, Derek fired 321+ missiles in his general direction, and before Tyler was able to finish calling Derek mediocre, he was ELIMINATED.

If you don’t visit the EPIC STORY TIME!!! website, Tyler Follo will visit your place of residence and “let one rip”.

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