Agent Washington

"That was the worst throw ever. Of all time."- Wash to Caboose

Agent Washington is a freelancer from the Red vs. Blue Dimension who originally had an A.I called Epsilon. He arrived in the Standard Dimension while chasing The Meta. Unfortunatly, GLaDOS closed his portal so he was forced to stay here, along with Caboose and The Meta. He then began to search for the Meta and his search lead him to the Pluxa Zone.

Meeting Derek
Wash eventually encountered Derek, who told him the 47 Fighters had already killed The Meta, and Wash had missed his birthday party. He was originally annoyed by this (he REALLY wanted to kill The Meta) but after Derek explained to him how Pluxa Zone physics work, he decided to stay and join the 47 Fighters.

Wash-2.jpgons Pre-Return
Before The Meta returned, Wash was given a number of missions along with the other 47 Fighters, however, none were very important, so we won't go into detail about them.

Return of The Meta
Over Spring Break 2013, Tyler Follo managed to reincarnate The Meta, only for him to go rouge and kill Tyler Follo. Derek knew The Meta was after him, so he took the F40PShuttle and flew to the planet Quasi-Tentus-Vatruxies to battle The Meta. However, Wash decided to follow him just in case. By the time Wash arrived at Quasi-Tentus-Vatruxies, the battle had been occuring for 9 minutes. Wash then crashed his Boeing 737 into The Meta, jumping out at the last second. The Meta avoided the blow, and he engaged Wash in fierce hand-to-hand combat. Derek then smashed The Meta over the head with a banjo, a move Wash later questioned, with Derek responding by saying "It was the only thing I could find." They then boarded the F40PShuttle and left, not knowing The Meta was still alive.