EPIC STORY TIME!!! Beta 4

Power of the Mitsubishi Outlander

Θ seconds later, Derek arrived back at the USS Macon and met up with Agent Washington. They then travelled to the planet Gfenrgerr to locate the long-missing Nuclear Nukes made by North Korea. Once they arrived, they encountered a wide variety of Obama Police soldiers driving monster truck school buses and firing carrot juice at each other with water guns. Derek and Wash skillfully avoided this insanity, only to find their path blocked by the Obama Police’s Microwave Robots of Insane Stupidity. However, the robots were so insanely stupid they forgot Derek and Wash were their enemies and let them pass. Soon, Derek and Wash arrived at the abandoned North Korean outpost that was said to contain the Nuclear Nukes. However, while Derek and Wash were on the quest to find the Nuclear Nukes, Kimmy Jong-Un swiftly built the Nuclear Death Star, and began raining down nukes on everyone because they could. Derek knew there was only one way to stop the madness this is Sparta. He activated emergency plan Holy Sh*t That Is Not Good, which called in Messier 108. -2 seconds later, M108 arrived, and fired massive numbers of black that’s racist holes at North Korea. However, Kimmy Jong-Un had recently invented the Anti-Black That’s Racist Hole Nukes, and he fired 17.5 of them at the black that’s racist holes, destroying 56.54.,6576.,756,..43q5% of them. However, the remaining black that’s racist holes began sucking in everything in sight, which is weird considering they can’t see. Despite this flaw in the storyline, the story continued anyway with no real explanation for the problem. Just then, Kimmy Jong-Un appeared from inside the one of the black that’s racist holes, riding one of the Anti-black that’s racist hole nukes. Then, he fired an Anti-USS Macon Nuke, but Derek had a secret weapon, THE ANTI-NUKE MISSILE!!!! He fired the Anti-Nuke Missile at the Anti-USS Macon nuke, and it was destroyed. BUT, the Anti-Nuke Missile was so pro it survived the explosion and also destroyed the nuke Kimmy Jong-Un was riding on, BUT HE DIDN’T DIE! However, then Ganon appeared and said “YOU MUST DIE!” and Kimmy died. Then, Agent Washington appeared on the horizon, carrying all -0 of the Nuclear Nukes, and the quest was over.