The Second Chapter 10

Blaaaarrrrrggggg…

0+1 seconds later, the 47 Fighters arrived on the planet Planet Dash 2. There they witnessed a Massively Monumental Mega Missile Mash-Up (MMMMM-U). The saw The Meta knock CLU down the mountain Mt. Mount, where he landed on top of Caboose, causing him to say “Church, if I die I want you to have my orange juice.” Church didn’t care. Church then saw Bernard advancing up Mt. Mount leading a mob of angry nerds. He tried to shoot them, but he missed, as usual. He accidentally knocked over a large box, which landed on the nerds. The box opened in the process, unleashing a large number of shiny bananas barfed up by Trevor himself, which were so slippery that they caused all the nerds to fall of Mt. Mount. Then Tarzan swung in to knock Church off the mountain, only to be shot by Sarge, who yelled “TODAY IS A GOOD DAY FOR YOU TO DIE!” He then shot Grif. However, Jimmy Johnson Type-33 came out of the darkness and fired a barrage of barges. They all missed, except one, which caused an avalanche. Lucky, it was a Chevy Avalanche, and Caboose was driving! He then ran over Jimmy Johnson Type-33, only to have his Avalanche blown up by Kim Jong Un. There, it interrupted Tyler Follo’s Extremely (not) Happy Picnic of Death. He called in his new Spaz Army of Peanut Butter Jelly Time Robots and 80s-era Cell Phones and commanded them to destroy North Korea. However, The Meta came in, killed Tyler Follo, and stole his A.I. Then a bunch of other garbage occurred, and Chruch was the only survivor. YAY!

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