Alpha 38

Killing JoJ Madden Missiles

3.897432503468 inches later, Derek arrived on the planet 3hunna, where Steven had drank all the lubricant. Of course, that was over 507 nanometers ago, so no one remembered that it even happened. However, 3hunna was predicted to crash into the planet 21 in OVER 9,000 miles. Since everyone knows this isn’t a lot of time, Derek flew into action. He quickly built an massive laser cannon out of a pile of spare cardboard boxes left over from when Tyler Follo was in his cardboard phase. IT’S NOT A PHASE MUM IT’S WHO I AM!!! Then Derek dropped a single Dell OptiPlex 740 off the laser, and he no scoped Barack Osama when the machine hit him right in the chest hair. Then a massive armada of Windows 8 Missiles flew at him, but he pulled out his Windows 7 Ultimate Anti-Missile Missiles and blew them all up because he was #2Pro. Then Derek fired the An Laser at 21 and it spilt into 4 new planets: What’s, 9, +, and 10?. After that, JoJ Madden died. Then, Derek drove his Suzuki over to the planet 000000000000000000000000000, where Johnny Boy got hit by the JoJ Peanut Butter. He then took a picture. Then, he went to the planet OiM8AndWelcomeToMyMinecraftServer, and he found out that both Spencer and Lillian thought they were winning. He was supremely confused by this. Therefore, he decided to resolve the conflict, but, before he could, they made out, and Lillian got killed by the “Bio Bus”, better known as a 1997 GMC B-Series with a Blue Bird body, which was registered to Diane Setcavage.