The First Chapter 5

The Battle for the Purple Sailboat Planet of Frosty Nothingness

All of the sudden, they met a boy in the desert; wait, no, not yet. Derek arrived in the Macon, and the 47 Fighters got chased by some guys, but they all escaped to the planet Yjfnvjfvlslsngibnguibniugteobgiuvivogtrnvuigtnobiugynhgiu (aka, Earth). Then they met a boy in the desert (Jacob), and he showed them the KEY TO VELVACX. They went to Velvacx, but it died a French fry Jabba the Hutt death. Then they survived, and went to the Planet of Fkfnvfdnsgntiughoidtjgf instead, but there were a bunch of Toaster Hippie Hippos and Trevon blocks there. Nick shot The Some Big Plant Gun and Jacob used THE KEY TO VELVACX on them, and they went to the Overpopulated Dimension, and Dark Spencer killed them, but then Boba Fett, wait, how’d HE get here?, killed him. The last Hippie hippo threw a bunch of rocks, but they all missed, and then there were Y-WINGS!!! Then the Evil Dog Army came out of  and shot some Vevity-Vovity-Vuvity gong lasers at them, but Derek blew them up with Y-Wings and they died. Then there was a White Hole (racist) that led them to nowhere, but Preston came back from the dead with LOTS of cauliflower, especially his Blue Cauliflower Flagship. Andrew saw a teleporter, but IT WAS A TRAP!!! Katy escaped and found 1 cubic foot of pure JOJ. Katy tried to go back, but the epic robotic fairy mushrooms from the future denied her Access. Then she realized the reason why. She came back with a PC, and got Access. She used Access to make 47 Access missiles. Hermes granted her travel to the planet %jhbkdfb and got on the Millennium Falcon. Meanwhile, Derek escaped in a Stuka under the radar. Derek encountered the Neo-Wave, but Laurie got mad at SPARTA and shot an InfoPath Missile at the Neo-Wave, and it died along with the original Wave. While he was flying, Derek saw the Millennium Falcon. He flew over and they landed on the planet Planet. Then Vahalla squadrons appeared, but Steven shot his new Ultimo Access Missiles Derek gave him. The team then boarded the Macon and LZ-77 and returned to Lustshiffwelt.

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