Alpha 4

'''Holy Metrodome! It’s The Remote-Control Fireplaces!!!'''

3,000 units of time later, Derek turned on Euronews and saw that Tyler Follo was causing SPARTA!!! throughout the little-known planet of FgrfgyugeryfersubferhfebvjgfherfberyfgerDIE. After hitting Spencer in the head for drinking all the apple cider, he boarded his B-Wing, which had replaced his old Y-Wing, and headed for the little-known section of the Multiverse known as Frbgfyuerbgforlkjfdnlj, which contained the little-known planet of FgrfgyugeryfersubferhfebvjgfherfberyfgerDIE. Sadly, everything turned a terrible shade of teal (that matches nothing else in the room!) when Tyler Follo showed up and tried to kill Jimmy Jamison. Then Tyler challenged Derek and Jimmy Jamison to a game of “b-ball”. Derek was horrendous at this, but everyone knows Jimmy Jamison is the best at everything, except not being the best. The final score was Half Empty Moe’s Cup to Light Green Hole Punch, so Tyler got PWNed again. Tyler responded to this by throwing large numbers of empty mechanical pencils at Derek, since Jimmy Jamison was too good to get things thrown at himself. Then Superman showed up to save the day, but he got killed by Darth Secret. Then Darth Secret killed Tyler Follo, but he couldn’t let Derek see him because he was a secret, so he left. However, Jimmy Jamison already knew who he was because he was too awesome to not know. Then Derek went back to the USS Macon, and on the way saw Shoemaker-Levy 9 crash into Jupiter, which he described as “Pretty Funky-Fresh!” Then Dark Spencer decided to try once again to get Brittany back, so he stole Earth’s Moon to give to her as a birthday present. However, that’s no moon… THAT’S A SPACE STATION! (The Access Death Star, to be precise. Or is it accurate? I always get those two confused.) ANYWAY, the ADS then fired a Superbly Superb Access Ray of Superb Superbness at Dark Spencer, who then went to the Overpopulated Dimension, where he got killed by Darth Maul, because Boba Fett was busy that day.

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