Alpha 9

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0+2-1 seconds later, after the hail of lanterns had subdued enough so the incoming Slam Dunk Squid forces could be seen, Derek counterattacked by launching the Microsoft Access MissileZ of Extreme Something at every nearby lamppost, causing massive numbers of Windows Errors. This made the Slam Dunk Squids so angry they turned into Hippie Hippos, who then died because reasons. Then Tyler Follo was reincarnated for, like, the 8 trillionth time, and then Jamie got mad at the narrator for using “like” in the middle of a sentence. Then Tyler decided he would attack Earth too, because he could, AND NO ONE COULD TELL HIM WHAT TO DO!!! So he rapidly made a new Spaz Army of SmartCars and Chevrolet Aveos. Sadly, he forgot to turn Electronic Stability Control on, so they all flipped over after moving two inches. Then Steven ate the POOTIS, and absolutely nothing happened. Once Tyler successfully died, North Korea shot 434,535,634,675,676,526,432,4`1,343,567 nukes at JOJ Madden, who deflected them with the Metrodome’s Shield of Supremely Suzuki Awesomeness. The nukes then hit all of Tyler’s Chevrolet Aveos, causing most of the rest of the Spaz Army to be ELIMINATE-d. However, the surviving members, mostly Peanut Butter Jelly Time Robots, came together and encountered the Obama Police, who were just as terrible at fighting as they were. A not so epic battle ensued, with no side winning until Kim Jong Un appeared and shot nukes at everyone. This proved to be the perfect opportunity for the Ancient Fart-In-A-Bottle Ninja Warriors to attack the Microsoft Access Death Star, because, well… um… it was! Yeah. That works, right? Luckily for them, they had recently bought a Suzuki-Powered Xbox Cannon of Extreme Plastic Cheapness (SPXCoEPC) for the invasion, and were able to cause 47% damage. However, right as it was looking like the Fart-In-A-Bottle Forces had a 1% chance of winning,  appeared and fired a massive nuke at them, and they all died a French Fry Jabba the Hutt death. Then, suddenly, ,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,,.,.,.,,.,.! After this astounding event occurred, it was the end.

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